Aug. 12, 2026

S4E15: Double Dragon and Double Dragon 2 -or- Brothers in Arms

Key Takeaways

  • Scharonne from 40 Something Gamers joins Mike and Jaymo to review the NES classics Double Dragon and Double Dragon II: The Revenge.
  • The episode explores the chaotic charm of 90s video game movies, highlighting the Los Angeles-set mayhem of the 1994 Double Dragon film.

Scharonne from 40 Something Gamers brings a beat down in beat’em ups Double Dragon (NES, 1988) and Double Dragon II: The Revenge (NES, 1990) with Mike and Jaymo as part of The Old SwitchAroo’s epic quest to research and review every retro game in Nintendo Switch Online’s Nintendo Classics catalog.

In this episode, Scharonne shares his artistic influences, we look at how Double Dragon and Double Dragon II: The Revenge changed when they were both ported from the arcade to the home console and wonder if the losses were worth it, the charm that came from 90s video game movies including the Los Angeles-set mayhem of 1994’s Double Dragon movie, and Jaymo may find some vindication about Zelda II. Finally, Double Dragon may have one of the most unforgivable video game manuals of all time.

Thanks for listening, and a very special thanks to Kristal Fields of The Lazy Circles for our catchy theme song! Subscribe to The Old SwitchAroo to get more retro goodness delivered straight to your feed! You can also join the fun on https://www.theoldswitcharoo.com, where you'll find links to our Discord, social media, and so much more!

Game on, everyone.

(0:00) Intro

(1:20) Welcoming Scharonne from 40 Something Gamers

(7:15) Double Dragon

(36:43) NintenDIS-or-DAT

(39:22) Double Dragon (con’t)

(43:17) Double Dragon II: The Revenge

(1:08:30) NintenDO or NintenDON’T

Check out Scharonne on the 40 Something Gamers podcast on all podcast platforms, including Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3YfII057Bl61WCY5WPWkIE

Double Dragon manual: https://www.thegameisafootarcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Double-Dragon-Game-Manual-1.pdf

Double Dragon II manual: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/clv/manuals/en/pdf/CLV-P-NACHE.pdf

The Man Who Created Double Dragon by Matt Leone | Polygon: https://www.polygon.com/2012/10/12/3495124/the-man-who-created-double-dragon/

“Did Double Dragon have the most random redesigns of any game heroes? The answer: YES!” | NeoGAF: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/did-double-dragon-have-the-most-random-redesigns-of-any-game-heroes-the-answer-yes.479304/

Double Dragon by LRock in 12:04 - SGDQ2018 | Games Done Quick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ-VKdb2dNE

Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons | Metacritic: https://www.metacritic.com/game/double-dragon-ii-wander-of-the-dragons/

The Double Dragon II remake is so bad you shouldn't even waste time reading this review by Chad Sapieha | Financial Post: http://business.financialpost.com/2013/04/09/the-double-dragon-ii-remake-is-so-bad-you-shouldnt-even-waste-time-reading-this-review/

Review: Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons by Nikola Suprak | Hard Core Gamer: https://web.archive.org/web/20190502161917/http://www.hardcoregamer.com/2013/04/18/review-double-dragon-ii-wander-of-the-dragons/

Double Dragon II: Wander Of The Dragons review – worst game ever by David Jenkins | Metro GameCentral: http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/15/double-dragon-ii-wander-of-the-dragons-review-worst-game-ever-3616685/

Double Dragon II: The Revenge by sinister1 in 13:01 - SGDQ2018 | Games Done Quick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrhLgH5Rhk0

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Dragon Dragon Double Double. 
Dragon. 

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Come and get me, because it's 
time for the old switcheroo 

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where we're talking gaming retro
with Mike and Jamo. 

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I'm Mike. 
And I'm Jamo we're the often 

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imitated, never emulated retro 
gaming podcast diving deep into 

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the Nintendo Switch Online 
Nintendo Classics catalog. 

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Today we are pulling your hair, 
but not in the fun way. 

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Kind of the fun way as we battle
through Double Dragon and Double

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Dragon 2 for the NES in an 
episode we are they're calling 

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Brothers in Arms. 
If you like what you hear, don't

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forget to like, subscribe, and 
of course, play along. 

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Now, Mike, if Jackie got punched
in the gut and carted off by a 

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gang of ruffians, you'd hit the 
streets with me to get her back,

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right? 
I don't think that's going to be

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the best way to get her back, 
but we could try. 

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We'd sure try, right? 
I think we need some extra 

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muscle here and I happen to know
someone with a lot of experience

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with retro beat em UPS. 
Please welcome Sharon Harrington

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from the 40 something Gamers 
podcast. 

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How you doing Sharon? 
Hey, how you doing buddy? 

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I am. 
I'm doing good. 

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We're happy you're here. 
Thank you, happy to be here. 

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It's it's it's going to be 
really fun. 

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You know, you guys have been 
doing the gods work over at the 

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40 something podcast here with 
your Co host Mark Evas. 

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You've been spreading the gospel
of Sega 90s arcade games. 

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Really appreciate that. 
He's like, you guys know that 

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Daytona USA is a thing and that 
means a lot to me. 

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Oh yeah. 
They told us they they told USA,

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it's solid. 
It's so solid. 

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Mike, did you play? 
Did I make you play Daytona? 

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Daytona. 
Let's go second Saturn. 

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You know what one of my favorite
car crashes is in Daytona, USA 

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because I love the way the car 
crashes. 

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I'll crash your car on purpose 
just to watch it fumble and 

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bumble and roll and it and it 
gets up and it goes and it's 

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like it's still rolling somehow.
But it's like, you know, it's 

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not running straight. 
It's like it's kind of, you 

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know, like it's falling apart 
now. 

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Yeah, I, I, I remember that 
moment, seeing a crash in that 

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game for the first time and 
like, sparks fly and cars are 

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everywhere and. 
That car, that car flies through

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the screen. 
Like it well, flies into the 

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screen and it's like, wow, that 
was a crash. 

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I mean, you see that back in the
90s in the arcade was really 

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cool. 
You know, it didn't just bump, 

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it flew into the wall and it 
would spin over and I was like, 

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OK, that was cool. 
I remember in later Daytona, 

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they toned it down and I was 
like, what are you doing? 

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You don't tone that down. 
Come on. 

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I'm not surprised you love it so
much, though you're I would 

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assume based on the quality of 
classically trained artist, you 

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specialize in acrylic paintings,
airbrushing murals. 

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This piece I'm showing Mike 
right now, late night, late, 

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late light nights. 
It's just really stunning. 

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So what's your process like? 
And, you know, is there any way 

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you kind of find inspiration 
when you're putting a piece like

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this together? 
So I find inspiration in music 

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to Michael Jackson, anything 
like that. 

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And you know, one of my favorite
artists was Christian Rees 

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Lesson has a similar artwork. 
But of course he is. 

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I mean, I know it may be 
subjective, but I feel like his 

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is just better because he's been
doing it probably since before I

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were around. 
And I I I just love that style. 

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And also with Bob Ross, there's 
another guy in Florida. 

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I can't think of his name right 
now. 

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Oh, Waylon. 
He has like the Wheeling walls, 

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like he does just that kind of 
stuff. 

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And I like I love anything to do
with water stores. 

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It's just like peaceful, you 
know, the like you see the fire 

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bugs that's in it the globe. 
I can't think of what they call 

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them the What are those bugs? 
Called Fireflies. 

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Fireflies. 
We used to get those a lot. 

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You know, I live in Mississippi,
so I remember growing up I would

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see fireflies all the time. 
I lived across from the woods, 

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especially like after a storm, 
and they would just light the 

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place up. 
You would just see them just 

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twinkle on like stars back in 
the day and you don't see it so 

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much anymore. 
But I found a way to preserve 

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it, of course with my artwork. 
Yeah. 

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Fireflies are astounded because 
we do not have them on the West 

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Coast. 
No. 

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And so when I lived in 
Nashville, the first time I saw 

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one, like, I thought I was 
having a stroke because it was 

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just this weird flash out of 
like in my vision. 

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And it's like it's not what I 
imagined A Firefly to be. 

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It seemed more more electric to 
it than I had thought and never 

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knows of someone else. 
Just like, what do you stare at 

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like that? 
Weird flashes like you mean the 

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fireflies? 
Like that's what those look 

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like. 
It looks like twinkling stars. 

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Mike, you can't move east 
because otherwise you won't know

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if you're having a stroke or 
not. 

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You'll just be like, oh, this is
the fireflies. 

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I'm sure there'll be other 
signs. 

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I actually just saw Fireflies 
for the first time and this is 

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the Fireflies podcast. 
OK, everyone sit back and enjoy 

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it. 
But I just saw them for the 

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first time in Indiana this 
summer. 

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And I don't know if it's like a 
lot of bugs in Indiana, but 

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there was a lot of bugs in my 
hotel. 

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But like, I didn't, you know, it
didn't, I don't really bother me

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that much, you know what I mean?
It's like world's full of them. 

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It's fine. 
But it was weird to, you know, 

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have something buzzing around me
and I hit something and then 

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just like a glowing smear. 
And I was like, wait, wait, did 

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I just. 
Oh, no. 

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You killed it. 
I I did don't judge me, but I 

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didn't realize it was a Firefly.
I was just in self-defense mode.

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That's OK. 
So is there a retro game series,

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Sharon, that you think just 
really kind of hits you 

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artistically? 
And Mike, I'm curious of your 

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answer too. 
If there's like a aesthetic 

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about old games, if you were 
going to recommend 1 based on 

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the art of it, has anything come
to mind? 

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You know, side double dragon. 
I love Castlevania. 

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Oh yeah. 
I love the Castlevania series 

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and believe it or not, yes, it's
something about Castlevania that

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I love. 
It has just an old, an old world

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aesthetic. 
Yeah. 

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There's some kind of painterly 
about it and I'm pretty sure in 

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one of the double dragon levels 
the the Castlevania moon is 

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there like it's the Crescent 
moon with like the clouds 

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blocking part of it. 
And I was like I level. 4. 

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Level 4. 
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 

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Right before level 4. 
It's Level 3 when you're 

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climbing down the wall and 
you're fighting all the lenders.

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Yes, I remember that. 
Yeah. 

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And I was like, wait a minute, 
Mike is, is there a particular 

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aesthetic of retro games that 
you've, I mean, we, we, we've 

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seen a lot of them throughout 
this, you know, last Four 

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Seasons we've done. 
The first one, just in terms of 

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how it looks, it's coming to 
mind, might be what, ghouls and 

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ghosts in the Genesis. 
Oh yeah. 

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Yes, that's another one. 
Yeah. 

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Ghouls and ghosts. 
And that, that that was 1 was 

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like, even if the game was hard,
you're like, well, this is still

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fun to look at and listen to. 
Yeah, Mike's a big old Hammer 

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Horror film buff, so yeah, 
that's a good go to. 

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Well, guys, our girlfriends 
aren't going to save themselves 

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because this is, you know, 80s 
game, so heaven forbid a woman 

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save herself. 
Are you guys ready to clean up 

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the streets? 
Yeah, well, let's punch our way 

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into Double Dragon on the NES, 
released in 1988. 

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As described on Nintendo 
Classics, a group calling 

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themselves the Black Warriors 
has kidnapped Billy Lee's 

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girlfriend, Marian. 
They demand to know the secrets 

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of Billy's martial arts style in
exchange for his girlfriend. 

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However, Billy won't stand for 
these underhanded tactics and 

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decides to rescue her himself. 
Help him fight through city 

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streets, buildings, jungles, 
temples, and various other 

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locations in a quest to find his
girl. 

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He'll gain experience by using 
different fighting techniques in

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order to obtain more hearts, 
which will unlock more powerful 

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techniques to use against his 
enemies. 

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Keep an eye out for crates, 
boulders, whips, bats, knives, 

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and even dynamite along the way,
as Billy can also use them to 

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annihilate opponents. 
Armed with his mysterious and 

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powerful martial arts help Billy
pummel his way through an array 

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of goons, gang members, and 
other Black Warrior scum to free

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Marion from their clutches. 
Pretty hype, pretty hype. 

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Let's take a look at the front 
of the box, since that was often

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people's purse impressions. 
Mike, would you mind describing 

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it for audio listeners? 
So we have the nice bold double 

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dragon title with kind of it 
says double dragon but it really

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feels more like 1 dragon and 
kind of a cat dog situation 

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behind. 
This cat dog reference for the 

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win. 
Cat. 

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Dog. 
And then we've got the two 

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brothers, one holding a whip, 
one holding a knife, face to 

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face, arms, arms up, and then a 
little bit of a battle scene 

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down below with both of them 
doing both flying kicks, I 

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think, right. 
Yeah, flying kicks. 

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One's armed with a bat, one's 
armed with a chain. 

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Or maybe it's just the whip held
differently. 

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So, Sharon, put your nostalgia 
aside for a second. 

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Do you? 
Are we liking this cover? 

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Oh, I've always loved that 
cover. 

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I like the the four guys 
fighting at the bottom with the 

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city in the background. 
You know, it gives it kind of 

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reminds me of The Karate Kid 
scene, like when they were all 

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fighting and the tournament, the
song was going you're the best 

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around. 
You know, that's what that 

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reminds me of. 
And it has like, you know what 

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the, the Dragons, they, they 
look like, they do look like 

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Wizards, like slash, cat, dog. 
And yeah, it's it's just cool. 

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You know, I've always tried to 
figure out which one is Billy 

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and Jimmy down there. 
I'm almost thinking that the the

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guy far furthest to the left, I 
think that that might be Billy. 

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Yeah, I think so. 
And like, granted, Jimmy's, 

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granted this isn't even a two 
player game. 

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Like, simultaneously, yeah, 
Jimmy is normally wearing red, 

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but it looks like Jimmy's kind 
of kicking that, well, the way 

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the game went, maybe Jimmy's the
guy down from him on the left, 

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you know, he's also wearing, 
like, the blue. 

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But yeah, solid cover I've 
always liked. 

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It's very iconic, you know, And 
I know you have it there, but I 

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also have it here. 
Oh, look at that, He's got the 

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cartridge. 
Not only that, I have it. 

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Here is that the Neo Geo one? 
No, this is the Sega Genesis. 

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Oh wait, that was only in Japan,
wasn't it? 

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It was it's. 
Here now yeah, I I agree with 

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you guys I I think Mike's right 
the big font's really cool am I 

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crazy these two muscular arms 
kind of touch in at the elbows 

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both flexing. 
This is post predator, do you 

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guys think that this? 
You know, well, no Predator came

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out in 1987. 
This came out in 1988. 

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Right, so I'm saying the art for
the Double Dragon box art could 

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could have been influenced by 
Predator. 

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I don't know. 
There's just something about 

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those two beefy arms. 
I do kind of take issue though 

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with the box art very much 
implying that you're going to be

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playing side by side like you 
could in the arcade, you know, 

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and you call your game Double 
Dragon. 

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So it's one player. 
Well, we're going to get into 

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it. 
It is technically two player but

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a little bit misleading, so I 
got some behind the scenes 

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trivia for you guys here. 
According to a 2020 a 2012 

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interview with Polygon, Double 
Dragon was originally developed 

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as a follow up to Niketsu Koya 
Kunyukun, or Renegade as it's 

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released in the West. 
Do you ever play Renegade, 

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Sharon? 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, so I guess this was like 
kind of the progenitor of Double

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Dragon and it's a semi 
autobiographical beat em up game

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inspired by the high school 
experience of lead developer 

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Yoshihisa Kishimoto. 
So the fact that any part of 

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Double Dragon is based on a true
story, that's that's kind of 

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wild. 
The Renegade is not based off 

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the Stick song. 
Well, I mean no. 

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I saw a movie called Renegade 
years ago and they had Lou 

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Diamond Phillips. 
Always for some reason thought 

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that it was based off of that 
because the guy in the game 

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looked like Lou Diamond Phillips
to me. 

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Now look at that. 
Someone leave a comment. 

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You Lou Diamond, Phillip heads 
Phillip Lou Diamond Phillips 

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head. 
Oh my God, that's there's a joke

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there, Mike, with screwdrivers. 
We're going to we're going to 

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workshop it. 
So in that same interview with 

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Matt Leon, Kishimoto goes on to 
lament the mismanagement of the 

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Double Dragon brand, stating 
many different people worked on 

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Double Dragon's graphics over 
the years. 

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And Techno often outsource the 
game design to external 

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companies, So there's no 
consistency to the branding or 

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the quality. 
I personally find it 

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unfortunate, but that's the way 
Techno handled its titles. 

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The image I've cobbled together 
here is from a famous post on 

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Neogaf message boards showcasing
the insane number of times the 

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Double Dragon characters have 
been redesigned for different 

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box arts. 
Mike, does any particular one 

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call to you I think? 
Probably the one where one of 

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them's apparently been turned 
into Charles Bronson. 

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OK, yeah, this one was one of 
the Gameboy covers, actually. 

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Double Dragon 3, the arcade game
on Gameboy. 

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Sharon, do you play this one? 
Not on Gameboy. 

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Yeah, Charles Bronson is the 
blonde 1 though. 

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No, the other. 
One that guy, yeah, okay, I 

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don't know who Charles Bronson 
is. 

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I just think it's pretty 
ridiculous that they kind of 

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just couldn't keep it straight 
whether the characters are 

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mustache or how old they were or
what like race they are. 

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Like it's like were they given 
any notes or were they told to 

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just draw like Kung Fu people? 
Have either of you seen the 

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Double Dragon movie? 
It's pretty infamously bad. 

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Yeah, but I actually like that 
movie. 

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Do you? 
Yeah. 

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It can. 
It wasn't. 

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No, it wasn't no worse than St. 
Fighter. 

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When it came out OK, I watched 
it. 

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In preparation for this. 
Oh OK, I didn't get a chance to.

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I've been meaning to anyway. 
Right. 

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And I kind of feel like somebody
should have told me that that 

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movie is set and they post like 
a post apocalyptic 2007 LA after

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an earthquake has knocked much 
of LA underwater. 

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What? 
Yeah, where by day there's some 

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semblance of law and order and 
then at night the gangs take 

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over and it has like the the 
nightly news is like it's Vanna 

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White and I forget who else. 
Who else is the other anchor? 

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And Andy Dick as the the weather
forecast. 

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This sounds amazing. 
Yeah, it's kind of like a it's 

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kind of like a low rent version 
of the Warriors. 

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Yeah, good. 
Yeah. 

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But is it? 
Is it a comedy? 

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I'm guessing it's a comedy. 
It has comedy's attire in. 

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It it's got comic elements to 
it. 

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It has that I don't know what is
with with 90s video game movies 

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decided to have really like cool
styles to cars, but it it 

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manages that like there's some 
rough parts about it, but there 

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was parts of it that were that 
were definitely fun. 

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So it'd take me a while to get 
to it, but I was watching. 

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It was like I should have seen 
this earlier. 

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Right. 
And it's so Sharon. 

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So you'd recommend it? 
I would say it's worth a watch. 

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People today may not like it. 
I saw it back in the 90s when it

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came out, back about 94 in fact,
that was, I was dating this girl

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and the movie came out, we 
rented it and we just kind of 

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chilled out and watched it. 
And you know, I thought it was a

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pretty cool, pretty solid movie.
And it was, you know, we didn't 

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have a lot of video game movies 
back then. 

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I think the only one we had ever
had had up to that time might 

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have been Super Mario Brothers. 
I don't really think that, no. 

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Mortal Kombat hadn't even come 
out yet. 

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So it was just kind of cool to 
see the characters that you love

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play out on the screen. 
It's like, OK, how they going to

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do this? 
Love it or hate it, you were 

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going to love it either way, you
know, even if it was bad, you 

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know, it's just like, well, I'm 
just going to watch this and 

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have fun with it because nobody 
else is making this. 

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And I thought it was cool to see
Robert Patrick, the guy from 

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Terminator Two, he was a bad 
guy. 

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He made a pretty decent bad guy,
you know? 

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He he shouldn't have fun with 
that role. 

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That's what you need. 
And Alyssa Milano, Alyssa 

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Milano's in it. 
Alyssa Milano's in it. 

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You know, she was fun to watch. 
Scott I can't say how you say 

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the guy's name. 
Mark Well, Mark the other, the 

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one guy in the red Mark. 
He was in one of the one of the 

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movies Crater not was it crater 
to the grave with No, he was in 

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John Wick. 
He was in a couple of movies. 

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I know he was in John Wick, like
maybe John Wick 3, and he was 

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fighting him. 
And once they took a break, he 

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was like, you know, it's a 
pleasure, like, to really fight 

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with you, John Wick, and 
everything is good to meet you 

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and everything. 
And they shook hands. 

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It's like, Are you ready? 
And it's like, OK. 

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And they go back in the fight. 
And you know, that guy's a 

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really good martial artist. 
So Jimmy Leo versus versus John 

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Wick, and John Wick wins. 
Of course, but he gave him hell,

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I'll say that. 
Good, good. 

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And then the other guy, he was 
in a few movies that I had seen.

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But, but I mean, going back to 
Double Dragon, being 1617 years 

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old, watching this movie was it 
was fun. 

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You know, it, it had an 80s look
about it, but it came out in the

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90s and it was it was, it was 
cool. 

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You see Vanna White, Andy Dick 
and all those other just kind of

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characters making cameos. 
I was like, yeah, yeah. 

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It's, it's fun for me just to 
see sort of like I, I paused it 

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to see what the, what the new 
map of LA looks like when 

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they're doing the weather. 
To see that like 'cause it's now

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listing like the Pasadena River 
and like the Hollywood Harbor, 

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because that's now underwater 
and you've got shots of them 

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going through like down 
Hollywood Blvd. but it's 

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submerged. 
That's a. 

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Lot more thought than you think 
this movie would get like. 

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A ton more all like, none of 
which is actually in the game. 

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Right. 
No at all. 

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And I think the second, the 
second game actually explicitly 

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says New York. 
Yeah, I think. 

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The lead developer, a Ghana 
record is saying like, well, 

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this is fun, but it's not a 
double dragon movie. 

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Like it can. 
It's it's it's a fun movie, but 

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it's not double dragon. 
And it sounds like, so Mike, you

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watched the movie 1st and then 
went to the game and they're 

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like, what the hell? 
Well, you know, if you stop and 

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think about it, the Super Mario 
Brothers movie was a fun movie, 

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but it's not really a Mario 
movie. 

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Oh yeah, Mike and I are big 
defenders of that movie. 

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And Street Fighter, when you 
said, when you said I was no 

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worse than Street Fighter, I was
like, well, I kind of love 

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Street Fighter. 
So I really want to see Double. 

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I want to see Double Dragon now,
like really badly. 

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But that's what I'm saying, 
Street Fighter, I actually, I 

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enjoy Street Fighter. 
It was fun to watch, you know, 

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and it didn't take itself so 
seriously, you know, and it was 

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cool. 
It was just neat to see those 

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characters play out on the big 
screen. 

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So before we get in the joy pros
and joy cons of the Double 

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Dragon game on Nesi think Mike 
and I have just revealed our 

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history, right, Mike, you didn't
play the game before and you 

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finally got to see the movie. 
And I've never encountered 

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Double Dragon before this 
episode. 

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But Sharon, we were playing 
beforehand and you clearly have 

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some moves you remember from 
your childhood. 

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Tell me, tell us your history 
with the series and why'd you 

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pick it to cover on the old 
switcheroo? 

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So Double Dragon, I first got my
Nintendo back in 1988. 

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I was 11. 
So we got, we got the game that 

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I played up to was like Super 
Mario Brothers Mario 2. 

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And I have a cousin who would he
would, he had got in this game 

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double Dragon. 
I was like, OK, let's try it. 

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And I had a lot of trouble. 
I I struggled with double. 

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In fact, that was the first 
fighting game I'd ever played. 

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And I struggled with it for a 
little bit. 

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But once I learned, you know, I 
would rent the game and keep 

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written and written and over and
over again until I just pretty 

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much got it down packed. 
In fact, I can remember on the 

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first level having trouble with 
a Bobo. 

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You know, I'd actually give him 
the controller and get him to 

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pass that because I never could.
But once I got the heart system 

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down, I'm going to learn some of
the little secret tricks and 

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insurance and outs on how to 
kind of cheat and pick up more 

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hearts. 
And you like as you pick up more

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hearts, you pick up more moves, 
which is different from the 

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arcade game because in the 
arcade you start with all of 

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your moves. 
So I also come to realize I was 

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called Double Dragon. 
I believe the reason it's not 

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two players is because they said
that they had issues programming

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the game or something like that.
They didn't really know how to 

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do it because. 
The Sega version is actually two

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player on the Master System, 
which I've never actually 

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played, but I played the Genesis
version of course, which is 2 

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player and as closest to the 
arcade. 

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Right. 
I have a lot of memories with 

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with this game. 
In recent researching for this, 

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yeah, the the devs really 
struggled coding this game and 

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putting it together. 
And so, you know, and we know 

406
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,360
it's possible because the next 
game in the series, we'll get to

407
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:49,560
that in a little bit. 
But so as a kid or as a 40 

408
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,760
something gamer, Nintend, did 
you ever beat this game? 

409
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,760
Oh yeah, I didn't stop till I 
beat this game. 

410
00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:01,280
He nintended. 
I'm in computer. 

411
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,040
I did. 
I can still beat this game 

412
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,240
today. 
Sometimes I make it my business 

413
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,080
to go in there and just whoop up
on this game. 

414
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,520
Awesome. 
Mike, how far did you get? 

415
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:17,040
I got to, I forget where the the
the the two above us thing where

416
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,120
they come out of the wall. 
Level Level 3 duo Bobo. 

417
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:25,440
Yeah. 
Yeah, and then that wrecked me 

418
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,200
each time. 
Yeah. 

419
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:33,800
So I mean you using safe states,
using rewinds, I Nintend did 

420
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:37,600
beat this game as well. 
How many computer? 

421
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,600
Isn't that a cool thing that you
can rewind the games now? 

422
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:45,120
It's, you know, it's everything 
and I get so much Flack for 

423
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,640
people being like, yo, you 
didn't really beat it. 

424
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,800
But we want to do a quick 
segment inspired by the 

425
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,600
Arcadiology podcast we're 
calling High score. 

426
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:57,000
And 38 years ago, we are going 
to compare our high scores in 

427
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,600
Double Dragon playing honestly, 
not cheating like I did. 

428
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:07,160
It is going to be Mode A single 
player, right? 

429
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,240
So Mike, what was your high 
score on Double Dragon for the 

430
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:18,080
NES Mode A? 
30,980. 30,009 Three 0980. 

431
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,840
Yes, I think so. 
OK, it's funny because I got to 

432
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,880
the caves, which I think is 
right past where you got, and my

433
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:30,720
high score, 33,980, so exactly 
3000 more than you. 

434
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,320
So I'm currently in the lead. 
Sharon, what was your Double 

435
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,800
Dragon high score? 
Do you really want to know? 

436
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:46,560
No, hit us with it. 60,270 and I
beat the game. 

437
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:54,440
Almost double. 
I'm dizzy from that bastard, all

438
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,600
right? 
I think that means that using 

439
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,120
points as a metric I got passed 
halfway, so I'm going to take 

440
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,400
that. 
Yeah, yeah. 

441
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,560
There you go. 
There you go. 

442
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,640
But. 
The funny thing is I've actually

443
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,160
played that game for points. 
I just wanted, I've just played 

444
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,680
to win and just happened to look
up. 

445
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,320
I was like, oh, that was my high
score, OK. 

446
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,600
I was just playing to not die. 
Yeah. 

447
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:20,240
Yeah, So Sharon, Double Dragon, 
you played it a lot, means a lot

448
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,760
to you. 
Will you lead us on a discussion

449
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,920
of the Joy Pros of the first 
Double Dragon game in the NES? 

450
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,520
What do you like about it? 
The nostalgia factor for me, the

451
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:32,040
fact that, well, one of the cool
things is I guess the pros is 

452
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,760
they only put two, they'll only 
put 2 characters on the screen 

453
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,360
at once that you'll ever fight 
against them so you won't get so

454
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,360
bombarded. 
That's a pro. 

455
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,920
Let's see. 
Another Pro is if you know a 

456
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,840
certain secret on certain on the
second level, you know when you 

457
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,720
grab a bat and you kind of do 
this one trick that you can grab

458
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,760
all your hearts on the second 
level and then you just, you can

459
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,720
dog walk the game. 
What? 

460
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,840
Maybe Yeah. 
Oh yeah. 

461
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,600
So there's is there like a, is 
there an enemy that you can 

462
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,480
juggle indefinitely and you just
rack up hearts that way? 

463
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,520
So what he's referring to 
doesn't play the game. 

464
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,640
Double Dragon in the NES has a 
kind of a peculiar method of 

465
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:12,200
experience points at the 
beginning of the game you cannot

466
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,160
do well. 
You can basically just punch and

467
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,320
kick and jump and. 
That's it. 

468
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,040
Yeah. 
But so as you defeat enemies, 

469
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,520
you gain hearts, which is 
basically your experience bar. 

470
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:26,160
And then at full strength, you 
can grab them, you can throw 

471
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,920
them. 
You can spin kick, you can 

472
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,960
elbow. 
The elbow smash is the most 

473
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,240
important game, the most 
important move in the game. 

474
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,920
You would like those two of 
Bobo's you had trouble with Mike

475
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,800
you. 
You hit them with the elbow four

476
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,520
times and they're. 
Done, Dang. 

477
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:43,680
Yeah, or 16 jump kicks. 
You know the exact number. 

478
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:47,720
This is your game, isn't it? 
That's crazy it. 

479
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,440
Was interesting when I checked 
out the speed runs and they 

480
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,920
actually said that one of the 
things that is an actual risk in

481
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:58,640
a speed run is if you're going 
through things too fast you get 

482
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,600
further in the game. 
Then you've levelled up your 

483
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:06,160
attacks and it can kind of. 
It can throw off a speed runs 

484
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,640
like Nope you move too fast 
early on and skipped stuff where

485
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,760
you should have been picking up 
those buildings. 

486
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,520
Which I felt like the manual 
didn't communicate how that 

487
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,880
works. 
Yeah, it's like the parents of 

488
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,080
the 80s. 
Yeah, it, it kind of is just 

489
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:25,120
like you'll figure it's like, 
oh, you'll get additional stuff 

490
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:28,640
as you go on. 
But I did not really click how 

491
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:32,200
that was being done until I 
heard it explained. 

492
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,520
So realistically, if you stop 
and think about it, I don't 

493
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,880
think they want, they don't want
you to truly level up until you 

494
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,000
get about about that level right
where you are, right there with 

495
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,800
the like we're talking about 
Castlevania. 

496
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,440
Yeah, that's about the point 
where you get about your 6th or 

497
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,120
7th heart. 
Yeah. 

498
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,840
So I mean, if you playing 
through the game, if you playing

499
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,560
through the game the right way, 
you know you can do it that way 

500
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,560
and I've done that. 
But I mean, why go right where 

501
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:01,480
you can go easy? 
But I do think that once you're 

502
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,840
levelled up, some of these 
attacks are viscerally 

503
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:07,480
satisfying, like the move where 
you grab your opponent by the 

504
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,600
hair and you yank their hair 
down to your knee and you are 

505
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,920
kneeing them in the face. 
Like I've never been in like a 

506
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,960
real fight. 
I don't think Mike has either, 

507
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,720
but I imagine that's satisfying.
That's like that kind of makes 

508
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,880
me want to get into a real fight
because that seems really fun. 

509
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,800
Might break some teeth and some 
head concussions, but I'll tell 

510
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,480
you one of the other satisfying 
moves in that game is the the 

511
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,680
jump spin kick. 
You know, because that pretty 

512
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,160
much knocks them down with one 
hit. 

513
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:38,400
And then like if you say knock 
the character down, you can 

514
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,480
actually pin them down and you 
sit on top of them. 

515
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,040
You just pummel them until 
they're done. 

516
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,040
So that's pretty satisfying too,
as long as you, as long as 

517
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,000
somebody doesn't come from 
behind you, hit you from the 

518
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,240
back. 
Right. 

519
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,800
But I did notice though, I like 
that move too, because it's 

520
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,000
like, OK, now I'm kind of moving
through the game at a faster 

521
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,480
clip because once it's down to 
me and one other guy and they're

522
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,640
on the ground, I I leaping on 
them and pounding them into the 

523
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,720
dirt. 
Such a cool feeling. 

524
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,960
I also didn't expect this game 
to have level variety. 

525
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,720
There's platforming challenges 
and there's like a maze section.

526
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,440
Mike, did you get that far? 
Enough to see there's going to 

527
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:15,160
be more platforming, but not for
the, you said Maze. 

528
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:20,120
And so there's there's in Level 
3 and 4, you have to know to go 

529
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:23,040
into certain holes in the wall 
or to climb up the side of the 

530
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,640
Cliff. 
Otherwise the level will loop 

531
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,280
and you'll just run out of time.
Yeah. 

532
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,720
And, and and it was like, that's
annoying. 

533
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,040
But also, I didn't expect this 
to be anything other than move, 

534
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:36,360
right, you know? 
But so Mike, did you enjoy the 

535
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,120
fact that there was platforming 
or is that more of a joy con for

536
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:42,880
you? 
I am pretty much never a fan of 

537
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,600
platforming. 
OK, let alone if you have to 

538
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,560
press 2 buttons to jump. 
Yeah. 

539
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,840
Yeah, but then, you know, some 
of the later levels though, 

540
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,160
there's like a kind of Temple of
Doom style level with like traps

541
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,840
and things flying out of the 
walls. 

542
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,200
And it was like I didn't expect 
this game to play with the extra

543
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,640
dimension like that. 
So, you know, I I thought that 

544
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,240
was pretty dope and you know, we
had already mentioned it. 

545
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,680
Not a two player game, but two 
player mode. 

546
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,080
Kind of more elaborate than I 
was expecting. 

547
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,840
Sharon, did you like the 
fighting game mode? 

548
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,840
Very not popular opinion back 
then. 

549
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,480
No, I didn't like it. 
OK. 

550
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,000
Because it to me to me, it kind 
of slowed things down. 

551
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,240
In fact, that never today was 
the first day I played two 

552
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,080
player mode since I can 
remember. 

553
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,880
But like I said, I was, I was 
never much of A one-on-one back 

554
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,000
then, you know, because I know 
we used to play like the the 

555
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
wrestling games, like pro 
wrestling and everything. 

556
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,480
And I always sucked, you know, 
I'd just rather kind of go at 

557
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,920
the the game and fight all the 
bad guys. 

558
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,840
But I used to always lose in in 
the two player mode because once

559
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,480
again, my cousin who was better 
than me, you know, never gave 

560
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,840
everybody a chance, you know, 
and I knew like one of those 

561
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,840
characters, you could pick up a 
knife, but it didn't matter 

562
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,560
because it's he was so good. 
He seemed to just catch a knife 

563
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,520
in thin air, even if you could 
do that. 

564
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,520
So I was like, OK, I, I can't 
play this with you, you know? 

565
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,640
But being 11, he was probably 
1516. 

566
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,320
So it's like, yeah. 
You got to text him and ask him 

567
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,560
his high score because hopefully
it's higher than yours and I 

568
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,360
feel better about myself, not 
about. 

569
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,560
That. 
Mike, so you didn't get you 

570
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,640
didn't play with us before the 
show, but did you get a chance 

571
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,080
to check out Mode B where it's 
more like a traditional fighting

572
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:24,160
game and you are picking from, 
well, I guess it's five 

573
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,040
different enemies or you can 
just play as Billy Lee. 

574
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,120
Did you give a? 
Did you get a chance to try this

575
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:33,320
out? 
I I did and was not a particular

576
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,840
fan, but that OK was not a 
particular surprise. 

577
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,800
I thought it was neat because 
like I play games like Golden 

578
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,280
Axe and like Streets of Rage and
there's like the little, there's

579
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,120
like there's the main story mode
and then there's like this extra

580
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,320
thing and then like Golden Axe, 
it's kind of like a gauntlet 

581
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,880
style where you fight more and 
more enemies until eventually 

582
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:53,040
you lose. 
But just, I don't know, I was 

583
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,160
tickled by the fact of like oh I
can play as the enemies and I'm 

584
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,440
in control of a bobo right now 
and it felt unique. 

585
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,000
I can't think of too many other 
beat em UPS to this day that 

586
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,800
just let me play around with the
enemy sprites. 

587
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,160
I I thought that was kind of 
cool. 

588
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,640
I didn't love everything about 
this game though. 

589
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,640
So does anyone else have 
something to praise about Double

590
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,360
Dragon before we move on to the 
joy cons? 

591
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,960
Not really. 
I mean, I'm going to love you 

592
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,040
regardless. 
But yeah, I mean, they're all, 

593
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,400
they're all cons. 
Yeah, and and you know, I do 

594
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,200
have one more Joy Pro. 
You kind of got to give this 

595
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:29,840
game its flowers because this 
was the first beat em up game 

596
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,560
essentially that was two players
in the arcade. 

597
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,800
And the things that this game 
did became genre staples. 

598
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,280
You know, like the way that you 
pick up the weapons, the way 

599
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:43,800
that Co-op worked in the arcade,
the level progression, even just

600
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,680
the stereotype of like, oh, a 
big bad guy with a gun is the 

601
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,880
last boss. 
Like, it all comes from Double 

602
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,760
Dragon. 
So if you like this genre, you 

603
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,120
kind of got to, you know, 
respect your elders a little 

604
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,720
bit. 
Mike, anything else to praise 

605
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:59,440
about Double Dragon on the NESI?
Don't think I've got anything. 

606
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,200
OK, so Mike, what, what 
irritated you about this one? 

607
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,720
What's your What's your first 
joy con? 

608
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,160
I think I I had trouble getting 
the hang of hand handling this. 

609
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:14,480
I think some of that may also 
stem from the A&B to jump thing,

610
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,240
which is very much just an NES 
limitation. 

611
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:21,240
Yeah, it had two buttons. 
So A was punch, B was kick. 

612
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,880
And, well, we don't have a third
button like you did in the 

613
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,320
arcade. 
So A&B is jump. 

614
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,720
Yeah. 
And and with platforming 

615
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,600
challenges, that was like, it 
was particularly rough. 

616
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,200
Sharon. 
What? 

617
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,360
So you love this game, but you 
said there's cons. 

618
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,680
Hit. 
Hit me with another one. 

619
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,920
Well, one of the cons I always 
hated about this game was like 

620
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,040
if you were putting the game 
into the cartridge, sometimes 

621
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,720
you just have to blow in it and 
keep blowing it. 

622
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:49,040
Try to keep it to work, you know
damn bitch bitch bitch things 

623
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,720
like that. 
You just like why won't this 

624
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,400
thing work? 
So you will get the alcohol and 

625
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,320
the cotton swab and you try to 
clean and connect this and all 

626
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,320
of a sudden it would jump on but
no side. 

627
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,960
I tried all that on the switch 
and it made it worse. 

628
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:05,720
Yeah, one of the, I think one of
the let me think of a con of 

629
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,560
this game, the fact that it's 
not two player is April. 

630
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,480
Now I've seen, but somebody on 
YouTube reprogrammed the game 

631
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,600
and they did make it two 
players. 

632
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,640
I thought that was pretty cool. 
That is cool. 

633
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,360
Yeah, that also came about 40 
years too late, but it's 

634
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,800
something that they did on, on, 
on APCI want to see. 

635
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,840
And I I watched it and I was 
like, that's pretty cool to see 

636
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:29,240
it as a two player game. 
But let's see, the con would be 

637
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,400
it not being a two player game, 
although I like the heart 

638
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,040
building system. 
I think it's a con that you have

639
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,480
to, you don't get all your moves
right away, but at the same 

640
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,280
time, that's also how they want 
you to progress. 

641
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,920
So if they gave you everything 
at the beginning, it would be it

642
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,920
would be too easy. 
I don't know if it'd be too 

643
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:49,080
easy, Too easy for. 
You it would because at the same

644
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,960
at this time like now, if you 
have like the elbow smash and 

645
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,840
all that stuff, you basically 
you can knock. 

646
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,840
You can basically knock the 
character that I don't want hit 

647
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,160
and they're done. 
Yeah. 

648
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,080
So you you dog walk it. 
And I do kind of see the 

649
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,200
storytelling purpose of like, 
oh, we're becoming better 

650
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,160
martial artists. 
We're getting, we're learning 

651
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,000
new moves. 
Like this is a Kung Fu movie, 

652
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,800
you know, and then you're Johnny
sweeping the leg or whatever 

653
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,440
towards the end. 
It's, you know, it's interesting

654
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,040
because one of your joy pros is 
kind of a joy con of mine and 

655
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,480
our friend Brian played this 
with me. 

656
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,360
He got a good chuckle out of it.
You know, you said that there's 

657
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:26,600
only ever 2 enemies at a time, 
but it's always the same enemy 

658
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:31,040
because they could not figure 
out how to render different 

659
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,680
enemy types on the screen at 
once. 

660
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,800
And that's also severely 
limiting the versus mode. 

661
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,000
You can pick, you can play as 
the enemy fighter, but your 

662
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,360
opponent player too has to play 
the same enemy fighter. 

663
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,800
It has to be mirror matches, 
right? 

664
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,720
And a fighting game where you 
have to do mirror matches, that 

665
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,120
kind of defeats the purpose of 
pitting different characters 

666
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,800
against each other. 
You know what I mean? 

667
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,080
That's kind of the whole fun of 
the fighting genre. 

668
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,920
So I I found that definitely a 
limitation. 

669
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,480
And yeah, I mean, it's it's been
said a million times. 

670
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,160
So why not say it 1,000,001 
times? 

671
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,800
You got Double Dragon, the game 
that was known for its two 

672
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,880
player Co-op and you could not 
figure it out on the NES. 

673
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,120
It makes you question of like, 
should you have made this game? 

674
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,560
I guess, I guess you should 
have, because it's still pretty 

675
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,719
beloved even in single player 
mode. 

676
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,719
And you know, you take turns. 
You can take turns. 

677
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,080
But I hated that as a kid. 
I hated as an adult. 

678
00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:23,920
Well, you know, going back on 
all that, when I first played 

679
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,520
Double Dragon on Nintendo, I 
didn't know if it was an arcade 

680
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,040
game. 
Oh, you know, so I didn't, I 

681
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,840
didn't, I actually didn't live 
near an arcade. 

682
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,400
So when we got this game and we 
played it, you know, I mean, I 

683
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,040
never thought anything of it. 
However, when I got into the 

684
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,360
arcade and I saw that it was a 
two player game, I was like, 

685
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,679
hold on. 
And that's how I found out that 

686
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,960
it it was I, I didn't even know 
it was an arcade game. 

687
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,800
So yeah. 
It was all NES in your mind. 

688
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,280
Yeah. 
And am I just bad at this game 

689
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,600
or I am actually but in addition
to being? 

690
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:57,280
Bad. 
I found it really odd that if I 

691
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,160
walk up and punch an opponent in
campaign mode or verse mode, 

692
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,040
whatever it is, I use the punch 
button. 

693
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:07,160
I punch him in the face, they 
punch me back like right away 

694
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,680
and we're just slugging each 
other, but I'm losing hit 

695
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,040
points. 
I use my kick that's got a 

696
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,840
longer range. 
They're Keeling over and they're

697
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,720
never reaching me. 
So in this game, I never used 

698
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,520
punch because I'm like, I don't 
want to get hit back. 

699
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,320
I guess I'll just kick 
everybody. 

700
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,640
Mike, did you, did you notice 
that too, that the attacks were 

701
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,280
like the punches and kicks 
weren't really equally useful? 

702
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,120
A bit and I think, I think the 
speaker I watched talked about 

703
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,920
the same thing as well, also I 
think. 

704
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:37,120
OK, so it's a known thing of 
like and and and it's kicks are 

705
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,400
the useful part, right Sharon? 
Yeah, the punches will get you 

706
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,800
hit. 
So that, so I feel like that's a

707
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,200
weird gameplay design thing. 
I I like it way more in the next

708
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,080
game we play where like, you 
know, the punches are kind of 

709
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,520
setting up your combos and the 
kick is kicking behind you. 

710
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,760
Yeah, I don't know. 
I wanted to punch more than I 

711
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,360
did and I ended up using kicker 
pretty much everything. 

712
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:59,720
I also thought the game, you 
know, and we mentioned they 

713
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,840
struggled while developing it, 
but I don't know if it runs 

714
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,560
super well. 
Like some of the hit detection 

715
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,600
is kind of off. 
There's real bad, like slow down

716
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:11,560
and flickering at points. 
It runs kind of rough and it 

717
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,320
seems like it ran a little 
rougher than other games of its 

718
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,080
era. 
Or maybe I'm just being too hard

719
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,800
on it. 
I don't know, but that was kind 

720
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,800
of my last joy. 
Con is like this one kind of 

721
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,960
chugs a bit in terms of its 
running. 

722
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,720
Well, I think a lot of the 8 bit
games back then, they were kind 

723
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:31,640
of flicker a little bit, you 
know, when, whenever too much, 

724
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,040
too many sprites would get on 
the screen at once. 

725
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,680
Because I've even seen slow down
in the arcade. 

726
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:39,560
You know, when everything can, 
it can only run. 

727
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,360
It can only run so smooth up to 
a certain frame rate I guess. 

728
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,520
Well, I think that's a perfect 
segue actually to our Nintendis 

729
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,160
or dat segment, because double 
dragon is available on the NES 

730
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,880
via Nintendo classics, but you 
can also buy it on the E shop 

731
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:59,240
for 799 and it's the arcade 
original and this one has two 

732
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:02,040
player restored. 
It obviously looks way better. 

733
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,080
Graphics are are amazing 
compared to the NES. 

734
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,520
But Sharon, I don't know what 
your feeling is on is on it, but

735
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,720
when I was playing the original 
double dragon Arcade, I was 

736
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,440
surprised at how much it slowed 
down. 

737
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:21,920
And I I feel like that was a big
reason to not bother purchasing 

738
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,960
the arcade mode because it 
almost seemed like it ran worse 

739
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:31,000
and there's no online 
multiplayer the. 7. 99 purchase 

740
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,240
there's couch Co-op but Sharon 
and I, even though we both own 

741
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,920
the game, we could not play with
each other. 

742
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,920
So I think if you're going to 
play Double Dragon on the on the

743
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,400
Switch, might as well do the NES
version. 

744
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,080
I don't know if the Arcade 1 is 
worth buying and then playing 

745
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,480
instead. 
Sharon, what's your feeling? 

746
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:51,200
Well, I feel like if you're a 
fan, which I am a fan, I'm going

747
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,120
to buy. 
I bought it and you know, I love

748
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,760
it. 
Double Dragon arcade is slower 

749
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,720
to me than the Nintendo 
counterpart. 

750
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,120
It really is. 
You know, the Nintendo's just 

751
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,240
faster. 
But although I although it's 

752
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:07,360
slow, I did enjoy it. 
But I have to say that I enjoy 

753
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:11,400
Double Dragon to the Revenge in 
the arcade a lot more than I 

754
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,600
enjoy than I enjoy the Nintendo 
version. 

755
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,880
Oh, really? 
Yeah, because it's not. 

756
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,520
It doesn't slow down. 
The sound effects are better. 

757
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,720
It sounds more like a Kung Fu 
movie. 

758
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,240
The music is cooler. 
It's it's it's faster. 

759
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,040
That's so funny because I'm I'm 
flipped. 

760
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,240
I feel like play the NES version
of Double Dragon if you're going

761
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:33,920
to play it, but Double Dragon 2 
Arcade I did not like as much as

762
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,960
the NES version and we're about 
to get into it, but I freaking 

763
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,320
loved Double Dragon 2 on the 
NES. 

764
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:43,480
That game is special. 
I love it, but I love that 

765
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,920
arcade version now. 
That was the first Double Dragon

766
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,920
I played before the Nintendo 
version, you know, because and I

767
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,600
and we discovered, it's like I 
was talking about Double Dragon 

768
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,720
and we were at a friend's house 
and he was like, hey, we got 

769
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,320
this game. 
We have the second version at 

770
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,760
the bowling alley. 
I was like, really? 

771
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,640
So of course if I got some cords
to my grandma and I went over 

772
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,840
and I saw it and I was like, oh 
wow, this is really. 

773
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:04,680
Cool. 
And you know what? 

774
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,520
That's something I love about 
your show. 

775
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,160
I love every time you and Mark 
just go off on how wonderful 90s

776
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,440
arcades were. 
And I forget which one of you 

777
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,040
said it, but it was like, that 
was the that was the nightclub 

778
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,160
for gamers, you know what I 
mean? 

779
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,640
And the lights and the sounds 
and the thumping bass and the 

780
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,160
clatter of pins in the 
background and the smell of 

781
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,160
pizza. 
There's something magical about 

782
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,000
a good arcade, and I lament that
my students don't really know 

783
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,120
what that feels like. 
It's it's unfortunate. 

784
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:36,000
So anything else to say about 
Double Dragon before we jump 

785
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,320
kick our way to the sequel? 
My one thing that I have with a 

786
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,520
bunch of these is that I feel 
like if you're making a port of 

787
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:48,280
an arcade game, I like the 
ability to just sort of push 

788
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,080
through because if it was the 
arcade, I could. 

789
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,280
Yeah. 
And in my mind, it feels like, 

790
00:39:54,280 --> 00:40:00,080
well, this is more expensive, 
let me play through and then you

791
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:04,120
can get into the OK, you know, a
better ending if you do it on on

792
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,720
fewer credits or something. 
But sort of that start all the 

793
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:09,440
way back to the beginning is 
always frustrating. 

794
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,840
And certainly the arcade. 
Ports that I've enjoyed most 

795
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,000
have been the ones that have 
elect me to just kind of keep 

796
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,400
going through. 
Just a coin, yeah. 

797
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,360
So, so Sharon, do you agree on a
home port, you'd rather me just 

798
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,640
be able to keep it and continue 
and just get to the end of the 

799
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:28,000
game regardless of skill? 
Because I feel like to me, I 

800
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,240
always hated that as a kid at 
Dreamcast arcade ports did this 

801
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:34,640
a lot where like you love this 
game in the arcade, you buy the 

802
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:39,360
Dreamcast version, you play it 
all the way through their first 

803
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,400
sit down cuz continues are 
unlimited. 

804
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,520
And then it's like, well, I've 
seen everything the game has in 

805
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:48,400
the 1st 50 minutes. 
And yeah, it was fun. 

806
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,280
But now I'm a little crestfallen
to have already gotten to the 

807
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,760
end of this pretty expensive 
game. 

808
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,800
So what's your so my favorite 
model for that was this from 

809
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,320
this janky Wii game called 
Target Terror. 

810
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,120
It was a light gun shooter on 
the Wii, but it was a port from 

811
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,320
this really crappy arcade game. 
But the way they did it is that 

812
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,680
every time you game over the 
next run you get 3 more 

813
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:14,080
continues and so you are 
gradually earning a Bank of 

814
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,320
continues to get you to the end 
of the game. 

815
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,480
So what's your preference from? 
Would you rather have to master 

816
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,480
the game to see the ending, or 
are you more with Mike where 

817
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,040
you'd rather keep hitting the 
coin button and get all the way 

818
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,160
to the end? 
Depends on the game, but also 

819
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,720
know that no struggle, no 
progress. 

820
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:33,040
Mike, that's our problem. 
With Double Dragon and games 

821
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,040
like Double Dragon and Contra, 
you know, it was frustrating to 

822
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,160
lose the game. 
You have to start all over. 

823
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,440
But that's how we got so good at
it because we had to keep 

824
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,960
starting over. 
You know, if you if you just 

825
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,440
kind of, I don't disagree with 
being able to like, you know, 

826
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:48,600
continue and progress through 
the game. 

827
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,760
I like that too, because 
sometimes you do just want to 

828
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,240
move on. 
However, in doing that, it's 

829
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:58,400
like, OK, you, you, you just 
kind of cast it aside after it's

830
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,160
done versus I'm going to jump 
back and then get you. 

831
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,160
It's like I got, I got this 
level, I got to work on it. 

832
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,280
I got to get better. 
So OK, I know the ninja stars 

833
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,760
are coming from here. 
You got the dog coming from here

834
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,640
and the birds coming down. 
Maybe if I just kind of tweak 

835
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,160
and move a little bit and I'll 
pull this up and I get that and 

836
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,760
you know, and it's that kind of 
thing. 

837
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,240
So and games were expensive and 
of course back then we couldn't 

838
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:21,520
buy, so we had to, we had to 
master the shit out of them 

839
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,000
because our parents wasn't going
to buy us another game. 

840
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,200
I remember that feeling. 
Yep. 

841
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,680
The the game past generation 
doesn't know what it felt like 

842
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,720
to be playing a game you didn't 
know. 

843
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:34,840
It was very good over and over 
again because that was the game 

844
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,440
you got for those three months. 
You. 

845
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,840
Know even, hey listen, even with
the rewind feature that we have 

846
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,200
play something like ghosts and 
goblins and you still going to 

847
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,640
get hammered, you know, because 
I mean, OK, let me rewind. 

848
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,200
And I, I think that that's a 
cool feature to be able to 

849
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,680
rewind and try to figure out 
what your mistake is. 

850
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,840
Like if you make it again. 
OK, rewind. 

851
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,840
OK, Like maybe I need to rewind 
a little bit further back, not 

852
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:00,880
just let's not go 5 seconds 
back, let's go 15 seconds back. 

853
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,120
OK, let me see. 
Oh, there's a box right there, 

854
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,480
you know, So it's like, it's 
that sort of thing. 

855
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,960
And it's funny because, like, I 
beat that, you know, game for 

856
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,640
this show, and even rewinding it
was difficult. 

857
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,800
That's how hard those games are.
Those and gowns is no joke. 

858
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,480
No joke, no joke. 
Well, you know what else isn't a

859
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,160
joke? 
Our second game for today, 

860
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:25,880
Double Dragon 2 The Revenge, 
released for the NES in 1990. 

861
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,760
According to Switch Online, 
Billy and Jimmy Lee, the Double 

862
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,120
Dragons are back to avenge the 
loss of Marian. 

863
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,160
In their quest to defeat the 
evil Shadow Warriors, Billy and 

864
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:43,160
Jimmy must complete 9 missions. 
Facing deadly St. gangs, ninjas,

865
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,200
and huge mutant fighters, the 
duo must traverse through 

866
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,880
construction sites, alleyways, 
and underwater hideouts complete

867
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:52,440
with secret elevator shafts, 
spiked ceilings, and razor sharp

868
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,680
mechanical claws. 
Can Billy and Jimmy contend with

869
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:59,120
the enemies placed before them 
and ultimately save the world? 

870
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,320
I don't know. 
Let's find out, guys. 

871
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,560
Let's take a look at the box art
here. 

872
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,440
Mike, would you once again 
describe this one for our audio 

873
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,960
listeners? 
So we have a less cool font for.

874
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:15,640
There's probably 4 fonts being 
used in this title actually. 

875
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:21,360
It's a real font melee. 
Cause the double dragon 2 fairly

876
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,640
bold. 
What is sort of Chinese 

877
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,760
characters? 
Above that, the revenge looks 

878
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,840
like the kind of font you see, 
unlike the sequel of an 80s 

879
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,440
comedy. 
Sure. 

880
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:38,000
But so then we've got. 
So this is actually I don't know

881
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,520
how to describe quite what's 
going on action wise with the 

882
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,560
rest of this a. 
Slug. 

883
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,720
It's a slug fist. 
I you know, my OK, so Mike, I'll

884
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:50,520
take over from here. 
You got a lot of gooning, 

885
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,040
essentially. 
You got So you got a bunch of 

886
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,680
goons down at the bottom. 
They're fighting. 

887
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,360
We said that was Billy Lee, 
right? 

888
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,760
Billy's the Blonde 1 Sharon. 
Yeah, Billy's always the one in 

889
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,520
the blue. 
Yeah, so Billy is fighting a 

890
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:09,000
bunch of minions, AKA goons. 
They're using baseball bats and 

891
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,880
kind of like a ball and chain 
and a whip. 

892
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:14,240
But what Mike's alluding to is 
that it's kind of a sea of brown

893
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:16,280
and purple. 
Like it's you kind of 

894
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,440
artistically, you get kind of 
lost in that. 

895
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,240
And then, you know, your eye 
moves up to Jimmy, who is 

896
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:27,960
holding on to Marian, which is 
an interesting thing to show on 

897
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:33,240
the cover because this game 
begins with Marian being shot 

898
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:37,320
right And she's full on like 
Merc right at the beginning of 

899
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,800
the game. 
I came to learn that the arcade 

900
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:44,000
art, which is what this 
essentially is, was even a bit 

901
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,520
more of a little more freaky 
because I don't know if you guys

902
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,880
can tell, but Marian's tattered 
skirt is a bit higher up on the 

903
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,600
arcade version that could put 
like a bit of like a booty shot.

904
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,920
And I I really that kind of 
bothered me. 

905
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:02,360
Like I know this series is 
pretty dated but I felt like the

906
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,000
character of Marian was treated 
pretty terribly. 

907
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,920
Like in the arcade version when 
she gets kidnapped you get like 

908
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:11,680
this panty shot and like when 
you save her at the game game at

909
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,680
the end you get a panty shot. 
And then like NES they took out 

910
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,800
the panty shots which I always 
thought were creepy in the 1st 

911
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,480
place but you find her like 
laying on a bed like in the 

912
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,400
wrong direction with the cat 
from Rick and Morty under the 

913
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,720
table. 
I just really felt like there 

914
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:30,480
was a lot of implied, like, I'm 
sorry to bring down the mood, 

915
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,000
guys, but a lot of implied, like
kind of sexual violence that 

916
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,640
kind of I don't think is aged 
well. 

917
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,120
Am I alone in that? 
I guess I never thought about 

918
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,760
it. 
I did see the panty shots, but I

919
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,600
mean, I was just like, OK, well,
he's wearing a short dress. 

920
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:44,760
There we go. 
Those are the panties. 

921
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,080
Maybe you know something. 
Maybe I'm thinking about panties

922
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,400
too much, which is probably 
true. 

923
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:53,080
I mean, it's still also regular 
violence, so I'm not. 

924
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,200
That's true, yeah. 
It's just this is bad. 

925
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,400
I don't know. 
Just just As for Marian. 

926
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,440
So I got some behind the scenes 
trivia for you guys. 

927
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,240
Not a lot with Double Dragon 
two. 

928
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,120
It was originally developed with
an up as an upgrade pack for the

929
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:12,280
arcade, but when the file size 
was drastically larger, it got 

930
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,320
switched over to its own stand 
alone game. 

931
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:19,240
And Speaking of visual upgrade, 
Double Dragon 2 was remade in 

932
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:23,800
2013 as Double Dragon Wonder of 
the Dragons. 

933
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,520
Sharon, did you play this one? 
Nah, I passed on it. 

934
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:33,760
OK, it is widely regarded as one
of the worst games of all time. 

935
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,360
The remake of Double Dragon 2 is
infamously bad. 

936
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,640
So I want to have a little fun 
here. 

937
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,840
I'm going to read you some of 
the more poetic reviews from 

938
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,720
Metacritic and then at the end I
want you guys to guess what the 

939
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:49,640
Metacritic score for this game 
is out of a possible 100. 

940
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:52,280
OK, so it it'll be pretty quick 
here. 

941
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:56,440
We're going to start off here 
with post Arcade humiliatingly 

942
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,520
wretched game. 
Sometimes it takes a a game as 

943
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,520
bad as this to teach us just how
good other games really are. 

944
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,920
Hardcore gamer. 
This is the video game 

945
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,720
equivalent of Rebecca Black's 
Friday, something so terrible 

946
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:11,760
that its existence is nothing 
short of a miracle now. 

947
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,480
OK, how about this one? 
Games Master UK The fighting 

948
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:19,400
system is more broken than Back 
Mountain Avoid. 

949
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:26,160
I know a Brokeback mountain Joe.
We haven't gotten one of those 

950
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,800
yet, Mike. 
OK, glad. 

951
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:29,920
I didn't play it. 
No, it's supposed to be. 

952
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,600
It's supposed to be really, 
really awful. 

953
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,720
Got one more for you? 
This one is Metro Game Central, 

954
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:39,240
the interactive equivalent of 
irritable bowel syndrome and one

955
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:42,120
of the most bizarrely awful 
video games ever made. 

956
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,760
All right, so price is right 
rules closest without going over

957
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:48,880
out of 100 possible points. 
What's the Metacritic average? 

958
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:52,560
Mike, what do you think? 
So Metacritic is an average of 

959
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:53,960
the scores, right? 
It's not. 

960
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,480
It's not like a rotten tomato 
stick. 

961
00:48:55,600 --> 00:49:01,160
No, it's just pure numbers, 
averages, fractions. 18. 

962
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:06,080
Mike says 18 Sharon. -11. 
I said closest without going 

963
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:10,200
over M17. 
All right, all right, over, 

964
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:14,040
Mike. 
So technically -11 Sharon wins 

965
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:18,040
that, little guys. 
Thankfully, we're not talking 

966
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,440
about the Xbox Live Arcade 
remake, we're talking about 

967
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:24,360
Double Dragon on the NES. 
So same question as before. 

968
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:28,560
What is our history with the 
game and how far did we get? 

969
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,440
Sharon, So you said that you 
played Double Dragon 2 at the 

970
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,640
bowling alley. 
What was your first time 

971
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:38,880
encountering the NES version? 
Let's see, the first time I I 

972
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:45,040
encountered it was probably 
about 19, maybe in 1989, maybe 

973
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,320
the sum of 89 when it released 
and I rented the the cartridge 

974
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,480
and man, I was just so excited 
to play this game, you know, 

975
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,560
because I played the arcade 
version and you know, we didn't 

976
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,840
get arcade versions at home. 
I didn't there was, I mean, none

977
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,120
of us had the Neo Geo. 
I didn't even, I don't even 

978
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:04,560
think I knew what a Neo Geo was 
yet, but you know, to get this 

979
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,880
game at home and it was, it was 
pretty, it was solid. 

980
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,720
You know, it wasn't arcade, but 
it's like, hey, it was Double 

981
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:13,280
Dragon 2 Nintendo. 
And it had some similarities, 

982
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,240
you know, which I thought were 
pretty cool. 

983
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:19,120
And they had some extra extra 
moves and a lot of extra stages.

984
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:23,200
So it wasn't like where Double 
Dragon 2 basically was. 

985
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,680
Double Dragon 2 Arcade was 
basically the first game all 

986
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,640
over again, just faster because 
if you look at it, it's all set 

987
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:32,320
up the same way. 
Well, Double Dragon 2 Nintendo 

988
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,480
was not. 
It was its own game. 

989
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,040
It did its own thing in its own 
way, and it was, it was really 

990
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,400
cool. 
It was really cool about it. 

991
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:45,760
And well, I'm guessing because 
just casually before so so oh, 

992
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,080
by the way guys, happy 4th of 
July. 

993
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,280
We're recording up 4th of July 
here. 

994
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,280
Yeah, you too. 
And you know, Sharon and I are 

995
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:56,280
playing two player mode and I 
keep I keep getting thrown off 

996
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,160
the side of buildings. 
I die and I don't know, Sharon 

997
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:03,320
was like 5 minutes and Sharon, 
he's, he's down to like his last

998
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,680
health point and he just keeps 
going. 

999
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:10,520
This guy's fucking untouchable. 
So, so I have to, I go, OK, I 

1000
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,320
got to get to the Zoom because 
Mike and I got to start 

1001
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,840
recording. 
But you're doing so well, I 

1002
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,600
don't want you to stop. 
And he got to basically the end 

1003
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,840
of the game and I was playing 
casually with me screwing him 

1004
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,280
up. 
So it seems stupid to ask, but 

1005
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:26,720
Sharon Nintendid you ever beat 
Double Dragon 2 on the NES? 

1006
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,320
I Nintendo beat this game a 
great many Friday nights, 

1007
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,760
Saturdays and Sundays. 
Sometimes before church, 

1008
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,840
sometimes before school in 
between bathroom breaks. 

1009
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,600
I used to walk this game like it
was my dog. 

1010
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:44,600
Nintendo, did you ever? 
I'm in computer. 

1011
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:49,400
And using rewind, I know this 
this game walked me like a dog a

1012
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,640
little bit. 
But yeah, I Nintendo did beat it

1013
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:55,360
as well using rewind. 
I'm in computer. 

1014
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,560
There was no rewind when I beat 
it. 

1015
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:01,360
But no rewind necessary. 
Now this game I think is a bit 

1016
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,720
easier than double drag, and I 
don't know if that's accurate. 

1017
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:06,960
It feels easier, yeah. 
Mike, how far did you get? 

1018
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:11,200
I got to like the underground 
base which I think which is like

1019
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,280
4th. 
Yeah. 

1020
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,600
Decent progress, I think I got 
that far, then went back to like

1021
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,320
the practice which basically 
after three levels is like go 

1022
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,640
play the real game. 
Oh yeah, the difficulties. 

1023
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:27,600
So we said that for our high 
score and 38 years ago this one 

1024
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:31,040
was going to be 1 player mode 
Warrior difficulty. 

1025
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,720
Mike, did you get a high score 
for Warrior difficulty? 

1026
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,880
Is that the middle difficulty? 
It is, Sir. 

1027
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:39,160
Yeah. 
OK, give me your high score. 

1028
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:48,080
13310. 13310 OK, my score. 16160
sixteen, 1160 So I think, I 

1029
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,680
think we can move on, right? 
I, I, I'm #1I win, right, 

1030
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:51,760
Sharon? 
I think we're not done. 

1031
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,640
Hashtag yeah. 
Hang on, let me stop. 

1032
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:00,040
Right there, yeah. 
I'm I'm gonna let you guess. 

1033
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,920
I'm just gonna let you. 
Guess well, just playing 

1034
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:06,720
casually, 2 player mode, you got
the 60,000, so I'm gonna guess 

1035
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,560
all right. 
OK, Mike, you and me, Price is 

1036
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,840
right, rules not going over. 
I'm going to guess his high 

1037
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,240
score. 
I'll just go and even 75,000. 

1038
00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:17,480
60,000. 
Well, don't say that because he 

1039
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,920
got just casually today with me.
Oh, of 60,000. 

1040
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:24,920
Oh, I see what you're doing. 
OK, Sharon. 52,010. 

1041
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:30,160
Dang it. 
All right, whatever, Mike wins 

1042
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,800
that little guessing fest. 
I I love Double Dragon too. 

1043
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:38,800
I think this, this game to me, 
it does everything Double Dragon

1044
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:42,640
did, but better. 
You got authentic 2 player mode,

1045
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:47,520
you got better hit detection, 
you got more interesting levels,

1046
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,080
you know, with like kind of 
interesting sort of platforming 

1047
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,840
challenges. 
Yeah, the jumping stuff is back.

1048
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,640
But now you're like on these 
gears that are always like 

1049
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:59,440
rolling around or, you know, now
you're are kind of in a jungle 

1050
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,000
jumping from, you know, I guess 
I was kind of in the first game.

1051
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:07,800
I just feel like the level 
variety was so good for a game 

1052
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:11,040
this old. 
There's parts where a giant 

1053
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:14,240
enemy vehicle is slowly entering
the frame and you can't, you 

1054
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:17,440
can't fight the helicopter, you 
can't fight the train. 

1055
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:21,160
You just have to hide and avoid 
the bullets until, you know, you

1056
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,720
can get to the end of that 
section. 

1057
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:26,880
My favorite level of all is 
fairly early in the game, and I 

1058
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,160
think Mike got there. 
MM Did you get to the helicopter

1059
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,080
fight where you're in the 
helicopter? 

1060
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,760
Did that strike you as kind of 
neat? 

1061
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:39,640
Yeah, it was really satisfying 
or so to contextualize this like

1062
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:44,440
that you are in a helicopter and
so like you're you're fighting 

1063
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:45,480
in the main part of the 
helicopter. 

1064
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:49,600
So you have a door to your left 
that enemies will enter in and 

1065
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,320
then you've got a door in the 
back right corner that will open

1066
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,920
and just pull anybody towards 
it. 

1067
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:59,400
And so like there is, I think 
one of my play play through is 

1068
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,240
where like I was down to like 
one health. 

1069
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:06,160
We're against one of the last 
enemies there where it's like, I

1070
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,520
don't think I'm going to win in 
a straight up fight. 

1071
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,880
I just lured him over there and 
we both went out the door and 

1072
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,480
then I, you know, I had an extra
life. 

1073
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:16,360
He didn't. 
But what's cool about that 

1074
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:20,360
though, is that even the items 
on the floor will slide towards 

1075
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:25,640
the open door, so you really 
feel like the suction of being 

1076
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,520
in this flying vehicle. 
And Oh my God, the doors open. 

1077
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,280
And I love all the moments when 
you can kind of set traps for 

1078
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,400
your opponent. 
One of the best boss fights, the

1079
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:40,800
boss appears on a crumbling 
bridge and he's closer to the 

1080
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:45,480
edge than you are. 
So you could wait until the 

1081
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,000
bridge crumbles a lot and try to
knock him off. 

1082
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
But now you have a smaller 
margin of error. 

1083
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,120
Now you have less bridge to 
fight on. 

1084
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,680
So you're going to do that. 
You better be ready. 

1085
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:56,520
Sure. 
I was watching Sharon play this 

1086
00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:00,400
level where you're fighting in 
this hallway and the ceiling is 

1087
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,520
only like a foot above you and 
it's got spikes on the ceiling. 

1088
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,240
So basically what that means is 
jumping is off the table. 

1089
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,800
But if you can uppercut your 
opponent into the ceiling, I 

1090
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,760
don't know if it does extra 
damage or not, but sure, it's, 

1091
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,560
it's, it sure is, you know, 
satisfying. 

1092
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:19,960
I just really loved how this 
game kept throwing different 

1093
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:23,960
scenarios at me in a way that I 
think defies even some modern 

1094
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,560
beat em UPS. 
Sharon, what are your joy Pros? 

1095
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,800
What do you like about the 
sequel? 

1096
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,840
I like the fact that it was two 
player number one. 

1097
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,880
Like I said, it is to me it is a
little bit easier to play than 

1098
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,560
Double Dragon. 
I don't feel like you're health 

1099
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:41,560
me to go down as fast as game. 
It's a bit more forgiving. 

1100
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:44,160
Yeah. 
But it's also longer, a longer 

1101
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:45,720
game. 
So as you get further up into 

1102
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:48,960
the game and you fight bigger 
enemies, you know, you lose a 

1103
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,440
bit, a bit more of that health 
bar. 

1104
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,920
But once again, it's not like 
getting whacked by a Bobo in the

1105
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,480
first game hits you about about 
345 times and then your whole 

1106
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,320
health bar is just gone. 
Yeah. 

1107
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:04,040
Whereas in this one you have the
you can, you can get tossed, but

1108
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:05,840
other than that you still get 
up. 

1109
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,440
So that's the pro. 
Yeah. 

1110
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,200
And once again, nostalgia 
factor. 

1111
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:14,920
To me, it's just a pro. 
Although I did enjoy the arcade 

1112
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,880
game. 
I still love this game too. 

1113
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:20,840
You know, there's no, there's 
no, there's no ill will towards 

1114
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:24,440
me in it. 
I'll I'll hear like that was 

1115
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:27,720
Double Dragon. 
So one thing I'm curious about 

1116
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:31,240
for the arcade experience versus
this, is this just something 

1117
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:34,520
that I can't think of too many 
games that did with the 

1118
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,760
controls? 
Yeah, I got my. 

1119
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,040
So for the first game, it was 
very much like an A as punch, B 

1120
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,800
as kick or vice versa or 
whatever. 

1121
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:48,920
This 1A and B switch between 
being punch and kick depending 

1122
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,920
on which way you're facing. 
So really one of them is an 

1123
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:54,800
attack in front of you, one's 
attack or behind you. 

1124
00:57:56,600 --> 00:58:01,960
And I'm curious, was that a 
carryover from the arcade or is 

1125
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,320
that something they were just 
doing on this? 

1126
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:07,360
Yes, that happened in the arcade
too, but also they got that from

1127
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:10,960
Renegade, you know, because the 
same people that made Renegade 

1128
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,840
made this game. 
So when I first played, when I 

1129
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:16,160
first played it in the arcade, 
keep in mind I was still used to

1130
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:19,000
playing a Nintendo version. 
So every time I would turn 

1131
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,600
around, I would screw up, you 
know, because if you're face, if

1132
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:27,080
you're facing right, you know, 
the button to your right was the

1133
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,920
punch and the button to the left
was kicked. 

1134
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:31,400
But if you're facing left, it 
reversed and the button to your 

1135
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:34,640
left was a punch and the button 
to your right was kicked. 

1136
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,760
But the jump button always 
stayed at the top. 

1137
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,600
Yeah. 
So yeah, jump was all. 

1138
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,240
You don't have to. 
You don't have to simultaneously

1139
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,720
push. 
You just push the jump button 

1140
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,080
and. 
The developers apparently wanted

1141
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:48,240
to simulate the feeling of being
in a Kung Fu movie. 

1142
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,640
And one of the signature moments
in any Kung Fu movie is when you

1143
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:55,360
got bad guys on both sides and 
you're kick behind. 

1144
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:59,080
And like when this game goes 
humming and you get used to it, 

1145
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,040
it really feels like that. 
You really feel like this one 

1146
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,760
man army attacking in front of 
behind. 

1147
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:08,080
I do think this qualifies as a 
Joy Khan for me though, because 

1148
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:12,320
I'm totally fine with kicks 
always being backwards and 

1149
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:14,920
punches always being forwards, 
but leave those buttons 

1150
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:18,800
consistent and I'll get used to 
that, you know what I mean? 

1151
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,760
A little pro tip though, Mike. 
I don't know 'cause it, Mike, 

1152
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:22,960
you kind of struggled with it 
too. 

1153
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:27,040
Or did you like it? 
Liked it more but did still 

1154
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,880
struggle with it. 
Yeah, I, I, my pro tip is that 

1155
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:33,360
when you're playing, hold your 
switch or hold your controller 

1156
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:37,720
and tilt it in the direction of 
the enemy so that like gravity 

1157
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,760
is kind of on your side and you 
kind of, if you're going to 

1158
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:43,160
attack forward, I know it seems 
really silly, but I swear it 

1159
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:47,200
helps tilting your controller to
make sure you're pressing the 

1160
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,320
right button. 
I, I had a lot of improvement 

1161
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:53,760
with that. 
I loved the added attacks. 

1162
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:56,960
So this game does something 
really interesting where after 

1163
00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:01,680
your character jumps, you will 
land in a Crouch position, which

1164
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,800
is natural, right? 
If you actually jumped from 

1165
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,640
like, you know, a higher you 
have a high ground, you jump to 

1166
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,560
the low ground, your knees are 
naturally going to bend. 

1167
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,360
And so that moment where you're 
crouching, not only does it help

1168
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,600
you dodge enemy attacks, but it 
sets you up for a variety of 

1169
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:19,040
special moves you can do like a 
Mortal Kombat style uppercut 

1170
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:20,480
that sends them into the 
ceiling. 

1171
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:23,560
Or as Sharon just was spamming 
to get to the end of the game, 

1172
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:27,440
you got this great Falcon knee 
that sends a flying to the other

1173
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,000
side of the screen. 
And. 

1174
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:30,760
This is all unlocked from the 
get go. 

1175
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,760
There's no more heart system. 
You can just start jamming on 

1176
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,720
this. 
And I really like the variety of

1177
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,840
gameplay. 
I kind of feel like this game 

1178
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:42,000
even edges out things like, you 
know, Streets of Rage, because 

1179
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:47,800
with that extra little setup, I 
now have a whole new strategic 

1180
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:51,120
approach to fights. 
And I love the moments when, OK,

1181
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,960
there's a Cliff on the far side 
of the screen, I'm going to hit 

1182
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,640
him with that knee attack that 
sends them across the screen and

1183
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:58,280
you just dunk them into the 
river. 

1184
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,360
Super satisfying. 
I'm Sharon. 

1185
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,920
I'm guessing that's key to like 
getting good at this game is 

1186
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:07,400
mastering those power attacks. 
Yes, yeah, yeah, the hurricane 

1187
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:12,200
kick and hyper knee or in a 
hyper elbow, the hyper uppercut.

1188
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,120
I'm sorry, those are those are 
master. 

1189
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:19,240
The hyper uppercut is the 
easiest one to pull off because 

1190
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,360
like if you're getting up from 
a, if you're getting up from a 

1191
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,040
Proctor position or getting 
knocked down, if you just push 

1192
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,680
that button, he'll get up and 
he'll just do that. 

1193
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,080
Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, just keep tapping the 

1194
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:29,880
button, it's going to pause. 
Don't set them up. 

1195
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:34,640
The speed run is entirely knee. 
Oh yeah. 

1196
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,240
I've seen that. 
Knees all day, huh? 

1197
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:40,400
All day. 
So what was I doing wrong? 

1198
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,400
Because my joy con was that the 
spin tick, spin kick sure looks 

1199
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,760
cool, but it seems like you have
to do it at the height of your 

1200
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,040
jump. 
Yeah. 

1201
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:49,320
And I feel like I was always 
above my opponents. 

1202
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:51,480
What am I doing wrong? 
When When is that useful? 

1203
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:54,560
So when you get to the height of
your jump, you push you, you 

1204
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:57,760
push just one of the buttons. 
Sometimes you can push both. 

1205
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,360
But I think if you, if you push 
the, the, the two buttons at the

1206
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:04,200
same time and you jump once you 
get up there, you just push the 

1207
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,680
button and he'll spin around 
like left to right or whatever. 

1208
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:11,080
But it takes a little practice, 
you know, I, in fact, today I 

1209
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,840
couldn't even pull it off 
because like I said, I'm, I'm, 

1210
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:17,600
I'm so used to the original NES 
controller when playing that 

1211
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:21,160
game. 
And to me, the Nintendo Switch 

1212
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:24,880
is more of a Super Nintendo 
style because the buttons don't 

1213
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:28,240
they, they're like in an angle, 
like versus like being straight 

1214
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:29,680
across. 
And I would screw up a lot 

1215
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,280
because I'm looking for my 
button to my left to be there 

1216
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:35,280
and it's not there. 
I did see the point from this 

1217
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:39,120
speed runners, which was that 
before you get on the 

1218
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:43,560
helicopter, the ninjas that you 
face were apparently an addition

1219
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:48,400
from the arcade game and they 
don't have the ability to duck. 

1220
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:50,680
They don't. 
No. 

1221
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,400
Oh. 
And so that that was one of the 

1222
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,960
few times the speed where they 
use that other kick. 

1223
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:01,560
Yeah, because they can't duck 
that, and apparently other other

1224
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,200
enemies can't. 
OK, that's so funny because my 

1225
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,400
joy con, I have it on the screen
right here. 

1226
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,440
These strider hiru RIP offs. 
I freaking hate these guys. 

1227
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:13,440
They are such a difficulty spike
because like you're kind of 

1228
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:15,920
cruising through the game and 
then you get to these two. 

1229
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:19,720
Not only are they doing a ton of
damage, they are faster than any

1230
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,800
enemy you've seen before and 
they're peppering you with 

1231
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:25,040
shurikens. 
So it's like, I don't know about

1232
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,960
you guys, but like my life bar 
melts when I get to them. 

1233
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:31,280
And so I'm like, screw you guys 
because you get past them and 

1234
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,280
the next few, you know, the next
few many enemies aren't that 

1235
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,200
bad. 
And so I was like, what was that

1236
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,960
really? 
I feel like that's a thing that 

1237
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:41,280
modern games don't have very 
often was this weird difficulty 

1238
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:45,440
spikes where it's like Level 3 
is really bad, level 4 not so 

1239
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:46,920
bad. 
I feel like games today have 

1240
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:50,000
such a natural, smooth 
progression that sometimes I 

1241
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,520
kind of miss the weird little 
stressful points of games like 

1242
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:55,080
this. 
But I freaking hated these 

1243
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:57,440
ninjas and I'm still scarred 
from Super Ninja Boy, so screw 

1244
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:00,400
these ninjas. 
But Mike, you said they weren't 

1245
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:03,800
in the arcade mode. 
That is what the speedrunner 

1246
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:07,400
people said. 
OK, my last joy con is that I 

1247
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:10,280
miss the versus mode, the play 
as the enemies thing. 

1248
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:13,320
I know it wasn't very good, but 
I thought it was interesting at 

1249
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:17,040
least. 
But man, though, Double Dragon 2

1250
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:21,040
I way better than I expected and
I didn't expect it to be bad, 

1251
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:24,280
but like I just thought it aged 
really, really well and it's 

1252
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:27,280
kind of cool ending. 
Sharon, do you like the ending 

1253
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,920
of the game? 
Yeah, that guy. 

1254
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:33,760
The the final the final balls we
can play in Supreme Master. 

1255
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:37,080
Yeah, yeah. 
Because he can disappear. 

1256
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:41,400
Yeah, he can shoot fireballs. 
He does the Zongif spinning 

1257
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:46,720
lariat, he can do a Akuma's 
raging demon essentially where 

1258
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:49,920
he just occupies the same Sprite
as you and you just helpless and

1259
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:52,960
take a bunch of damage. 
So I, I do wonder if Street 

1260
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,560
Fighter owes something to Double
Dragon because I was like, this 

1261
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:58,760
game predates Street Fighter two
by quite a bit. 

1262
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,440
And I'm seeing hints of Zongif, 
I'm seeing hints of Akuma. 

1263
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:04,440
But as Sharon said, this guy, 
he's the mess. 

1264
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:07,160
OK, so sorry, I got so excited. 
I got ahead of myself. 

1265
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:12,000
Towards the end of the game, you
start seeing Marion, and there's

1266
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,760
a cutscene of like, oh, I hear 
her voice and I'm like, she got 

1267
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,320
shot at the beginning of this 
game. 

1268
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:20,680
It can't be her, right? 
And then you find her, and it's 

1269
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,720
this a hole who's using his 
illusion magic to make you think

1270
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:26,520
it's Marian. 
What a freaking gut punch. 

1271
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:29,920
But then he uses his illusion 
magic to disappear, become 

1272
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:34,000
totally invisible, but his hit 
box is still there so you can 

1273
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,600
punch. 
And you just hear the satisfying

1274
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,600
crunch of his face, even though 
you can't see him. 

1275
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:43,160
You're just shadowboxing and 
taking him down, all all while 

1276
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:47,280
these creepy eyes and this kind 
of sort of biblically accurate 

1277
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,600
devil watch you from the 
background. 

1278
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,840
What a finale, Sharon. 
Come on. 

1279
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:55,880
Oh yeah, and I used to dog walk 
him like it was my business to. 

1280
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:59,040
Shut up, shut up. 
Yes. 

1281
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,680
And look, he would disappear. 
It did not matter. 

1282
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,160
I would just. 
I mean, even though he 

1283
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:04,920
disappears, he's still walking 
towards you. 

1284
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,560
So I would knock him down and I 
was like, yeah, I know. 

1285
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:11,800
I he's about two inches in front
of me and I would just already, 

1286
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,480
I would already be in a 
hurricane kick and he would pow.

1287
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:16,880
You'd hear him get hit and you'd
do it again and pow. 

1288
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:21,040
But what you had to be careful 
of is like, you see how he spins

1289
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:23,120
around like you do the hurricane
kick. 

1290
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:27,120
He does a hurricane thing like 
when he spins his arms and he 

1291
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:31,440
flies across the screen. 
If he hits, it takes like 7080% 

1292
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:35,000
of your power. 
But yeah, so he's he can be 

1293
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,800
tough, but he's not. 
He's not all that to you. 

1294
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:41,200
What a cinematic end though, 
because you've gotten so good at

1295
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:45,000
Kung Fu that you are like using 
your heightened senses and 

1296
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,960
punching into thin air and 
you're still landing hits. 

1297
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,640
How badass do you feel for the 
big? 

1298
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:54,800
Oh man, such a one of my 
favorite last bosses I've ever 

1299
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:57,280
encountered. 
What what a what a what a mood. 

1300
01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:59,840
Is there anything else we don't 
like about this game? 

1301
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,640
Not really. 
I mean, I I enjoyed it. 

1302
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:06,960
It's pretty good on Sharon. 
Yeah, it, it, it was, it was an 

1303
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,080
it. 
I mean, it's better than its 

1304
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,880
predecessor. 
It was definitely a good double 

1305
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,000
dragon too. 
What a jump in quality. 

1306
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:18,080
Yes. 
One thing that this reminded me 

1307
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:21,680
to mention that I did appreciate
was this had more in terms of 

1308
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:25,480
cutscene narrative elements. 
Yeah, kind of Ninja Gaiden 

1309
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:27,640
esque. 
Yeah. 

1310
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:30,800
So there was definitely, I 
wouldn't think of it as that 

1311
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,960
'cause it doesn't really go 
after the cinematic hill, but at

1312
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:38,440
least there is story in between 
each bit that kind of enriches 

1313
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:42,360
and and a more of a proper 
opening. 

1314
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:48,240
And just here's 5 seconds go. 
That was definitely a pro for 

1315
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,240
me. 
And then on the negative side of

1316
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:54,480
things, just because this was so
confusing that I didn't realize 

1317
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:57,120
that this was going on until 
watching the speed run, is that 

1318
01:07:57,120 --> 01:08:01,560
apparently to actually eliminate
enemy, an enemy isn't just the 

1319
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:04,000
amount of damage you did, but 
you actually have to do an 

1320
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,680
attack that knocks them down, I 
guess. 

1321
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:10,040
Really. 
So that like you can't just keep

1322
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:11,400
punching them and then beat 
them. 

1323
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:15,160
You have to do with something 
else for at least at least some 

1324
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,920
of them, I believe, because that
was something that was being 

1325
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,439
talked about on this that speed 
run, I believe. 

1326
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:23,000
I didn't know that. 
Well, that's good, though. 

1327
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,040
You can't just kind of cheese 
your way to the end. 

1328
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,640
You actually have to vary your 
attacks. 

1329
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,560
I like that. 
Yeah, I didn't know that. 

1330
01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:33,040
OK, guys, that brings us to the 
moment of truth. 

1331
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:36,040
We've covered the joy pros, the 
joy cons and every bit in 

1332
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:37,920
between. 
Now it's time to declare the 

1333
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:42,520
games from today's episode as a 
Nintendo or a Nintendo don't. 

1334
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:48,040
So for me, I don't think Double 
Dragon on the NES, the first 

1335
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:53,560
game has aged particularly well.
OK, like the main hook of the 

1336
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:58,240
title being two player Co-op and
then having a single player game

1337
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:02,279
that I don't think ran very 
well. 

1338
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:05,840
We've gotten to this situation 
before where it's like on the 

1339
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,359
same subscription tier. 
If you're playing this on 

1340
01:09:08,359 --> 01:09:12,200
Switch, you have a subscription 
to Nintendo Classics, you have 

1341
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:16,560
access to Double Dragon 2. 
Is Double Dragon worth playing? 

1342
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:19,920
I think for me, and I feel bad 
because I know historically the 

1343
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:24,000
game is important, but I think 
it's a Nintend don't. 

1344
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:27,880
And for my rankings I put it 
pretty low. 

1345
01:09:28,399 --> 01:09:32,800
I put it 97 out of 116. 
Sorry Sharon, I know you love 

1346
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:34,200
these games. 
No. 

1347
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:36,640
So go ahead. 
I put it right above Flicky 

1348
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:40,399
because that game's not even 
fun, and I put it right below 

1349
01:09:40,399 --> 01:09:44,000
Doomsday Warrior based entirely 
on the fact that Doomsday 

1350
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,080
Warrior, I thought I had some 
interesting characters. 

1351
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:50,640
Double Dragon in the NES did not
really grab me, so Nintend don't

1352
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,439
for me. 
Well, let's go to Sharon next. 

1353
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:54,440
Sharon. 
Double Dragon, the original. 

1354
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:55,960
I'm going to guess you're a 
Nintendo. 

1355
01:09:56,600 --> 01:10:01,120
I am, but also have to realize 
that I played it before I played

1356
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:02,640
Double Dragon two. 
Yeah. 

1357
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:06,360
However, if you if you jump in 
the game, if you jump into and 

1358
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:09,480
you play Double Dragon 2 first, 
I can almost see where it will 

1359
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:11,000
be a don't. 
Yeah. 

1360
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:14,640
Because I mean, because it does,
it is a step back from, you 

1361
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,800
know, it being a two player 
simultaneous to just A1 player. 

1362
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:19,880
Yeah. 
But you know, you also got to 

1363
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:22,960
think that a lot of people don't
like Zelda 2 to Adventure Link. 

1364
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:26,080
But I played that. 
I played that before I played 

1365
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:27,680
the original Legend of Zelda. 
Wait. 

1366
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:33,240
And and I still. 
Are you, are you a defender of 

1367
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:35,520
Zelda 2, the side scrolling 
Zelda? 

1368
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:37,400
Do you kind of like it? 
I love it. 

1369
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:42,600
Oh my God, it took Four Seasons.
Sharon, You Beautiful man, you 

1370
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:45,360
don't understand. 
I have been getting shit for 3 

1371
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:49,800
1/2 seasons for liking Zelda 2 
and I knew that one day I would 

1372
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:52,480
meet someone else who would 
defend that game with me. 

1373
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:56,320
Oh my gosh. 
Oh, man, that was that was the 

1374
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:58,640
first. 
Let's see, when I got Nintendo 

1375
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:01,560
in eighty, I was in 6th grade. 
Yeah, I got Nintendo in fifth 

1376
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:05,000
grade in 1989 for my birthday. 
That was a birthday present. 

1377
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:09,040
I got gold cartridge and all and
that's been one of my favorite 

1378
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,360
games. 
I I mean, I learned how to to 

1379
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:14,480
walk through that game and you 
fight the shadow balls at the 

1380
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:17,480
end and like which is the actual
shadow of Link. 

1381
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:20,360
Shadow link. 
And I played that one and I 

1382
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:22,480
don't think I played Division of
Zelda for the next couple of 

1383
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:25,360
months to a year, you know, 
because I didn't, I didn't have 

1384
01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:26,600
it. 
I didn't have access to it, you 

1385
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:28,880
know, I didn't have any money to
go out and buy this game. 

1386
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:31,840
And even if I could, I couldn't 
go all the way to Biloxis or 

1387
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:36,120
Toys-R-Us, you know? 
But yeah, the legend, the, the 

1388
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:38,960
adventure link, yes, that was my
game. 

1389
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:40,760
I loved it. 
You hear that, Butch? 

1390
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:41,480
You hear that? 
Rhode Island. 

1391
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:44,440
Rhode Island. 
What a way to end season 4. 

1392
01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:46,640
Oh, my gosh. 
Where have you been all my life,

1393
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:48,000
Sharon. 
OK, I'm sorry. 

1394
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:50,320
I that's. 
That's so satisfying. 

1395
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:53,280
But that being said, I got a bad
feeling about what Mike's about 

1396
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:56,200
to do. 
Mike, Double Dragon on the NES. 

1397
01:11:56,640 --> 01:12:01,160
What's your verdict? 
I think I end end up at a fairly

1398
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:04,480
reluctant Nintendo. 
Oh, OK. 

1399
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:09,440
I think there is enough sort of 
interesting stuff going on there

1400
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:12,400
that even though I don't think 
it pulls it off as well as it 

1401
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:15,640
could, like I wish it 
communicated what was going on 

1402
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:21,680
better with the way that you get
access to additional to the 

1403
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:25,200
additional attacks in a way that
I felt like I could have that 

1404
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:26,680
the manual could have set me up 
for. 

1405
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:30,160
OK, this is how it got to 
approach this, but I like I like

1406
01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:31,840
that idea. 
OK. 

1407
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:35,400
There's just a lot, a lot that I
wish could do better, but it it 

1408
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:38,520
had enough to it. 
And actually, I'm gonna side 

1409
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:42,520
note with that quick question 
because I didn't see this with 

1410
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:45,600
context. 
Do you fight the other brother 

1411
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:48,600
at the end of the first game? 
You do, yes. 

1412
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:51,240
He's the last boss, which I 
thought was kind of a sick 

1413
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:54,400
twist. 
See, you say, it's a twist. 

1414
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:57,040
They put that in the manual. 
They put that in the manual, 

1415
01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,840
sort of. 
No. 

1416
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:01,400
Yeah. 
Yeah, it was even in the 

1417
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:04,640
strategy guy back in the day. 
The way that they word it in the

1418
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:09,000
manual when they talk about the 
character BIOS. 

1419
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,280
So this is for Billy, the hero 
of our story. 

1420
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:15,840
He began his Kung Fu training at
age 12 and became a Kung Fu 

1421
01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:20,240
sosakin master at 20. 
Nice standard kind of thing. 

1422
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:25,880
This is the the bio for Jimmy 
Billy's twin brother. 

1423
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:29,840
He is secretly the Shadow Boss, 
mysterious leader of the Black 

1424
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:34,120
Warriors. 
Oh my God, that's Yep. 

1425
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:38,640
Well, OK, not A twist. 
So actually. 

1426
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:42,120
But here's the thing though. 
If you play through the original

1427
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:45,320
arcade version and you play with
Billy and Jimmy, once you beat 

1428
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:47,200
the guy with the gun, you still 
have to fight. 

1429
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:49,480
You have to fight for the girl 
and the winner is the one who 

1430
01:13:49,480 --> 01:13:52,400
gets the girl. 
OK, OK, so in the in that you 

1431
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,040
fight one another. 
Correct. 

1432
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:56,360
Yeah. 
OK, I was this is part of what I

1433
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:59,240
was wondering about how this how
how this would play out into 

1434
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:02,360
player. 
I saw that is I'm like, how does

1435
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:04,960
that work in a two player 
version then? 

1436
01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:08,080
So that makes sense. 
That is one of many things this 

1437
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:10,680
game did first and then became 
kind of a staple. 

1438
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:13,800
And in fact, I remember at the 
end of Die Hard Arcade, I'm not 

1439
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,280
sure, I never played that one. 
Great, beat him up on the Sega 

1440
01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:18,600
Saturn. 
And at the end, this character 

1441
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:21,440
goes like, oh, you know, now we 
can see who's going to be my 

1442
01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:23,400
bodyguard. 
And player one has to fight 

1443
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,040
player 2. 
And there's no more continues 

1444
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:27,040
allowed. 
It's just the end of the game. 

1445
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,440
Who's the better one? 
But in Diehard Arcade, you're 

1446
01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:31,680
shooting each other with 
handguns and hitting each other 

1447
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:34,240
flamethrowers. 
And I was like, man, you really 

1448
01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:35,680
want to be this girl's 
bodyguard? 

1449
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:43,080
Like that's that's really crazy.
OK, so Double Dragon on the NESA

1450
01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:46,680
Nintendo, it's 2 to 1. 
Sharon, Double Dragon two. 

1451
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:48,840
I'm going to guess if you're 
recommending the first game, you

1452
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:50,360
got to recommend the second 
game. 

1453
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:52,600
Oh yeah, that's definitely a do 
for me. 

1454
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:55,160
For me, Double Dragon 2, it's a 
new fave. 

1455
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:59,240
I'm blown away at how good it is
as they walk around. 

1456
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:03,320
Beat them up on the NES. 
Like really limited hardware. 

1457
01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:05,000
But they were cooking with this 
one. 

1458
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:08,840
The level variety, the special 
moves. 

1459
01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:13,520
I feel like in some ways Double 
Dragon 2 is more interesting 

1460
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:16,960
than games in the genre that 
would come later, like Final 

1461
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:18,760
Fight. 
I love Final Fight, don't get me

1462
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:22,520
wrong, Final Fight is a classic.
But Final Fight doesn't have 

1463
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:26,440
like platforming levels and 
Final Fight doesn't have like 

1464
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:29,560
the Crouch mechanic where I'm 
doing special moves based on 

1465
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:33,080
timing like that. 
It felt a bit more brainless 

1466
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:37,480
than this game. 
So I really, really like Double 

1467
01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:39,840
Dragon 2. 
I'm going to give it a super 

1468
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:42,560
Nintendo. 
I I really think that if you're 

1469
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:46,520
a fan of beat em UPS, this is 
bordering on a must play. 

1470
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:49,960
And so I put it very high on my 
overall list. 

1471
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:55,160
I put it at 23 or 24. 
Excuse me, I have a little beat 

1472
01:15:55,160 --> 01:16:00,800
em up slot 25 is golden axe 24 
double dragon 2 and 23 is alien 

1473
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,800
storm and I think that's a good 
space for it. 

1474
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:07,320
Alien What alien storm do you 
like? 

1475
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:08,760
Alien storm or do you hate the 
alien storm? 

1476
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,520
No, I love the alien storm, 
especially the arcade version. 

1477
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:15,520
So good, so good. 
But so Sharon knows Alien Storm 

1478
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:18,040
has some cool gameplay variety. 
The game will switch into first 

1479
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:21,200
person shooter mode. 
It will have like a run and gun 

1480
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,400
section that's almost like a 
side scrolling shooter. 

1481
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,760
So I think in terms of variety, 
Alien Storm didn't. 

1482
01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:30,240
Futuristic Golden Axe. 
Futuristic Golden Axe and Golden

1483
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:31,320
Axe. 
I love Golden Axe. 

1484
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:35,040
I mean, it's 25 out of 120 or 
something, but Golden Axe 

1485
01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:37,360
doesn't have the variety of 
these other two games do. 

1486
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:41,920
So I think Double Dragon 2, I 
think it's perfect at 24 out of 

1487
01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:45,960
116. 
Mike, what's your verdict on 

1488
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:47,760
Double Dragon 2 and where'd you 
place it? 

1489
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:55,200
Double Dragon 2 is a little bit 
more in favor of I think the way

1490
01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:58,240
that I guess this replicates the
way arcade would handle this in 

1491
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:00,560
terms of the punching is 
actually an interesting with the

1492
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:04,840
left and right thing is 
interesting because just I 

1493
01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:07,200
haven't come across many games 
that do that. 

1494
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:10,520
So like even that alone gives it
a bit of novelty. 

1495
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:15,360
So for me, it's still doesn't 
quite strike me as like a as a 

1496
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:19,720
strong Nintendo for me, but it's
definitely stronger than the 

1497
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:22,280
first one. 
So for me, I have the first 

1498
01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:27,080
Double Dragon at 73, which is 
right above Donkey Kong for the 

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01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:31,680
NES and below Echo the Dolphin. 
And then Double Dragon 2 is just

1500
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:36,920
a little bit up at 68, which is 
just above Joe and Mac 2 and 

1501
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:40,120
below F0. 
OK, OK, I don't hate that. 

1502
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:42,400
I don't hate that. 
So Mike, I think that brings us 

1503
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:46,000
to our and standings. 
Not Mike, not Jamal, but the end

1504
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,640
in between Mike. 
What is the mathematically 

1505
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:51,920
averaged placement of this game 
on our two lists? 

1506
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:59,160
So Double Dragon comes in at 
90th, right above Mario Brothers

1507
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:04,200
and Doctor Mario for the NES and
right below Metroid. 

1508
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:07,400
OK, that's that's that's a good 
little chunk. 

1509
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:10,040
Metroid and Double Dragon. 
I think that's kind of I like 

1510
01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:12,960
that little Duke pairing. 
How about Double Dragon 2? 

1511
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:19,080
And then Double Dragon 2 just a 
little bit higher at 44 puts it 

1512
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:23,760
right ahead of Kirby's Dreamland
and Punch Out and right below 

1513
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,120
Mario Party. 
I'm not mad at that. 

1514
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:29,760
I mean, you know, it's in the 
company of Killer instinct. 

1515
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:34,800
Punch out Street Fighter 2 like 
this is the upper echelon. 

1516
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:38,760
Even though it's 45 out of 116, 
there's a lot of good games 

1517
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,160
above it. 
Sharon, how's how do you feel 

1518
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:42,400
about that 144 for Double Dragon
two? 

1519
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:45,240
I'm guessing you don't like 
Double Dragon being 90. 

1520
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:48,080
No, no, no, no, no. 
It's OK. 

1521
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:50,920
I mean, 'cause it's ranked, 
ranked. 

1522
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:52,400
Some games probably won't even 
make the table. 

1523
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,480
But. 
You know, you know this, I mean,

1524
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,440
you know, right, Right below 
Metroid. 

1525
01:18:57,440 --> 01:19:00,120
I've never been, you know, I'm 
not going to say I've never been

1526
01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:03,520
a fan in Metroid, but I've never
really played Mitch Roy a lot. 

1527
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:05,640
It's like it's one of the game. 
It was one of the games where I 

1528
01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:08,840
kind of got lost in and it's 
like, you know, so but no, 

1529
01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:11,480
that's that's that's perfectly 
fair because there are a lot of 

1530
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:14,920
great games out there that that 
sit above it. 

1531
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:17,040
Double Dragon for me is a 
nostalgia. 

1532
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:19,920
Factor, Yeah, it's so good. 
It's good. 

1533
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:20,760
That's a good. 
Time. 

1534
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:22,680
I know where I was when I first 
played it and you know. 

1535
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:25,640
Both of them. 
You can still smell it. 

1536
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:28,360
Including the third one. 
Yeah, I still remember the smell

1537
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:30,440
of the Nintendo, the the all 
that stuff. 

1538
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:32,760
And then you watch Double 
Dragon, the movie, you're on a 

1539
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:35,840
date with a girl. 
So it's like it's the sights, 

1540
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,760
the sounds. 
The movie also a Nintendo. 

1541
01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:41,480
I got to check out this movie. 
I'm going to that's that's going

1542
01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:43,440
to be I'm going to reward myself
tomorrow. 

1543
01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:45,520
It's. 
It's on I think I watched on 

1544
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:47,080
Tubi so like it is free to 
watch. 

1545
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,680
I got to get Tubi. 
I've been, I don't know what 

1546
01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:52,160
makes me turn my nose up at 
Tubi, but I think this is going 

1547
01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:53,520
to be the commercial that gets 
me commercial. 

1548
01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:56,440
I guess that's. 
Commercial you look, I don't. 

1549
01:19:56,520 --> 01:20:00,520
I've watched movies on Tubi and 
I'll start it and you know, once

1550
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:02,320
they go to a commercial break 
and I'll wake up and it's the 

1551
01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:06,160
next day, it's like because they
could, their commercials are 

1552
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:08,520
forever. 
But I mean, I understand that's 

1553
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,440
that's part of the advertisement
business. 

1554
01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:12,800
Model. 
Yeah, I it's OK. 

1555
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:16,200
I'm going to go get go grab more
to eat while the commercials are

1556
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:19,040
going because that's how it 
always worked. 

1557
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:21,320
So it's nostalgic. 
Look at that. 

1558
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:23,040
I'll switch your room. 
Indeed. 

1559
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:25,120
The commercials are like 7 
minutes long. 

1560
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:28,120
Yeah, but they'll put up a timer
so you know how long you got, 

1561
01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:32,520
and it's free. 
Yeah, hard to beat free guys. 

1562
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,680
We're going to call that game 
over for today. 

1563
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:37,880
Sharon, thank you so much for 
helping us close out this season

1564
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:39,360
in style. 
Thank you for having. 

1565
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:41,920
Me, It's been so much fun. 
Before you jump kick your way 

1566
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:44,160
out of here for your 4th of July
celebrations, why don't you 

1567
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:46,640
remind our listeners where they 
can go to check out 40 something

1568
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:48,720
Gamers and anything else you 
want to plug. 

1569
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:51,600
Yeah, you guys can check us out 
on 40 something Gamers across 

1570
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:55,600
all major platforms are cool, 
including iHeartRadio, Spotify, 

1571
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,600
Apple Music, We're we're all 
over the place. 

1572
01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:01,480
I want to say YouTube as well. 
And yeah, so, you know, one of 

1573
01:21:01,480 --> 01:21:04,720
the things I always like to say 
is like, have fun, keep gaming, 

1574
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:06,320
you know, and eat your 
vegetables. 

1575
01:21:07,480 --> 01:21:09,520
I love that I knew I forgot 
something. 

1576
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:11,840
It was the vegetables, damn it. 
All right, guys. 

1577
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:13,840
Well, that sounds northeast 
excellent. 

1578
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:17,080
Everyone join us next time we'll
be unlocking A cult classic for 

1579
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:21,200
the 3DS and available on Steam 
Locks quest. 

1580
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,560
It's going to be a fun one. 
Also, don't forget to visit 

1581
01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:26,960
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There you can find links to our 

1582
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:30,120
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1583
01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:31,640
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1584
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:34,560
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1585
01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:37,360
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1586
01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:40,160
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1587
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,760
Until next time, and this has 
been the old switcheroo. 

1588
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:45,400
We've been talking gaming retro 
with Mike and Jamo. 

1589
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:48,400
I've been Mike. 
And I've been jamo game on 

1590
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:48,920
everyone.