June 18, 2025

S3E08: Ninja Gaiden and Kung-Fu Heroes -or- Kung-Fool Me Once, Game on Ryu

Spotify podcast player badge
Apple Podcasts podcast player badge
Amazon Music podcast player badge
PocketCasts podcast player badge
iHeartRadio podcast player badge
RadioPublic podcast player badge
Castbox podcast player badge
Podchaser podcast player badge
Youtube Music podcast player badge
YouTube podcast player badge
RSS Feed podcast player badge
PlayerFM podcast player badge
Spotify podcast player iconApple Podcasts podcast player iconAmazon Music podcast player iconPocketCasts podcast player iconiHeartRadio podcast player iconRadioPublic podcast player iconCastbox podcast player iconPodchaser podcast player iconYoutube Music podcast player iconYouTube podcast player iconRSS Feed podcast player iconPlayerFM podcast player icon

It’s an absolute punch-up as Timmy Williams from The Whitest Kids U’ Know joins Mike and Jaymo as they play the all-time classic Ninja Gaiden (NES, 1988) and the not-so-classic Kung Fu Heroes (NES, 1989) as part of their epic quest to research and review every retro game in the Nintendo Switch Online’s Nintendo Classics catalog!

In this episode, we explore how the Whitest Kids can be used as teaching tools,, learn why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles weren’t allowed in Europe, behold the return of Nuts & Milk, and see how Ninja Gaiden squares up against 80s and 90s ninja movies (Surf Ninjas forever).

Thanks for listening, and a very special thanks to Kristal Fields of The Lazy Circles for our catchy new theme song! Subscribe to The Old SwitchAroo to get more retro goodness delivered straight to your feed! You can also join the fun on ⁠⁠⁠https://www.theoldswitcharoo.com⁠⁠⁠, where you'll find access to our Discord, voicemail, and so much more!

Game on, everyone.

 

(0:00) Intro

(1:10) Welcoming Timmy

(6:15) Kung Fu Heroes

(39:14) Ninja Gaiden 

(1:23:03) NintenDO or NintenDON’T

 

 

Look out for Timmy in the upcoming movie, Mars, and until then, he can be found sometimes on the Whitest Kids U’ Know’s Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/officialwkuk 

You can also listen to him on his awesome horror movie podcast with Shandi Sullivan, Urn Fulla Popcorn: https://urnfullapopcorn.com/

 

Kung Fu Heroes manual: https://www.thegameisafootarcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Kung-Fu-Heroes-Game-Manual.pdf

Ninja Gaiden manual: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/clv/manuals/en/pdf/CLV-P-NACBE.pdf

 

Game Machine’s Best Hit Games 25 | Game Machine #246, p31: https://segaretro.org/File:GameMachine_JP_246.pdf

Steve's Quest - 135 - Kung Fu Heroes (World Record) 7:47 | 8bit Steve: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibV96q5wxg0

IGN Presents The History of Ninja Gaiden by Rus McLaughlin | IGN: https://web.archive.org/web/20110320040508/http://retro.ign.com/articles/848/848155p1.html

Howard & Nestor | Nintendo Power #6 May/June 1989, p54-55: https://archive.org/details/nintendopowerissue006mayjune1989

Ninja Gaiden by A.L. Singer | Worlds of Power - Scholastic: https://archive.org/details/ninjagaidennovel0000sing/mode/2up

TheRetroRunner at SGDQ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgvNlJc87To 

Ninja Gaiden Damageless in 12:13 WORLD RECORD | PensiveMoose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEkNuE2KoWM

1989 Nintendo Cereal System commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REpiQnnp6p8

Timmy Williams Profile Photo

Timmy Williams is one fifth of The Whitest Kids U' Know and has a horror movie podcast called Urn Fulla Popcorn and is happy to be here and sucks REAL BAD at these games